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Post by mh on Dec 23, 2013 23:39:43 GMT -6
the klingerbot walks up & says, "what's the matter puddin'? stressed? how 'bout you quit trying to kill steve & gill and we take a nice relaxing drive in the country. would you liek that?"
anne droid turns and blasts the klingerbot. sending him reeling backwards and smashing into a wall where he slumps to the floor.
"unnn," says the klingerbot, "it doesn't have to be a drive .." then his eyes blink & flash off.
"mayday, we have a klingerbot down!" steve yells into his wrist radio. "we have a klingerbot down!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 24, 2013 11:56:18 GMT -6
Suddenly, the TARDIS appears in the middle of the hallway. Anne Droid turns as the door opens and fires a blast. The Doctor steps out, holding a mirror and the ray strikes the reflective surface, bouncing back at her. A shower of sparks fills the room as the ray hits her and she shorts out.
Oh my God, it's the Doctor!" Steve and Gil exclaim, climbing out from under the table.
"How the heck does everybody know who this guy is?" Amber says, stepping out of the Tardis.
"He saves London from an alien invasion every year," Steve says. "Don't you ever pick up a newspaper?"
"I... uh... don't keep up with foreign stuff," she says.
"Oh yeah. I'm sure that's it," Steve says.
"He's right about how there seems to be an invasion every year," the Doctor says. "But this year it looks like it's the city of Justice's turn."
"The question is, who is it this time?" Babu says, stepping out of the Tardis.
"Oh, I think Miss Anne here should be able to answer that question," the Doctor says, pulling out his sonic screwdriver.
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Post by mh on Dec 24, 2013 23:00:37 GMT -6
skye sticks the klingerbot's hand back on and the fingers wiggle a little then stop.
"oh no, he's dead, "says skye with a whimper.
"i have an idea," says dakota, walking up.
"klanger walks into the maternity hospital, "says dakota, "and yells, "nurse! all these babies have jaundice!!"
"the nurse replies, "idiot! they're suppose to be yellow -- we're in korea!"
after a few seconds.
"bzzz! bzzz! ... naa naa ... klanger ... yer hilarious antics is gunna frighten them babies ... bzzzz!" says the klingerbot.
"quick!" says skye, "tell him some more!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 26, 2013 14:37:32 GMT -6
"Okay," Dakota says. "After the Korean war, Klinger is working in a soda shop. Suddenly, a moose walks in and asks for an ice cream sundae. Klinger thinks to himself that the moose is a dumb animal, so maybe he can make some extra money. 'That'll be five dollars,' Klinger says. 'Then he adds, 'you know, we don't get too many mooses in here'. The moose says, 'At five dollars for an ice cream sundae, I can see why!'"
"Ha ha! That Klanger! Will he never learn?" the Klingerbot 2000 says. He stands up, fully recovered.
"You did it!" Skye squeals.
Meanwhile, the Doctar is examining Anne Droid with his sonic screwdriver. "What are you doing?" Babu asks.
"I'm trying to get a trace on the signal giving Anne Droid her orders."
"The sonic screwdriver starts humming louder. "Aha!" the Doctor exclaims. "Got it!"
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Post by mh on Dec 27, 2013 12:00:41 GMT -6
moments later everyone is aboard the TARDIS headed for the ship that's orbiting earth.
" ... and klinger said to dalek khan, that's not my tuba!" exclaims the doctor.
"ghhh! naaa! ha! ha! that's crazy," replies the klingerbot laughing. "klanger, how do you get yerself into these fixes? i didn't even know klanger could speak gallifreyan."
"he must've picked it up someplace, "said the doctor working the TARDIS controls. "people, we're going right inside the ship. it seems i've assembled a small army here -- but i have no clue what we're up against, so be on your guard."
"gee, shouldn't we get some sort of intel first?" asks babu.
"what fun would that be?" asks the doctor.
"i give up, "kenny says to buddy as they study the TARDIS. "whoever built this thing must've done been crazy."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 27, 2013 17:49:23 GMT -6
The Doctor and the Monkey Alliance crew step out of the Tardis and find themselves on a Sycorax ship. "Oh dear," the Doctor says, looking around. "I thought I told them not to come back.
"You!" the Sycorax general says, sounding very exasperated as he steps forward. "I thought we would avoid you if we mounted our invasion in a different city."
"Well, you didn't," the Doctor says. "Now I suggest you lot pack up and leave."
"Oh, you might have defeated my brother," the Sycorax general says, "but we're a little more prepared this time."
Suddenly, several Sycorax soldiers wearing battle suits charge forward. "well, I'm certainly glad I brought you boys wth me this time," the Doctor says calmly.
"Oh boy..." Babu groans.
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Post by mh on Dec 27, 2013 22:31:26 GMT -6
"kingerbot, sic 'em!" screams mh, and the klingerbot-5000 immediately blasts the sycorax troops with electrical pulses, leveling half their number. babu, in the confusion rips loose a hatch door and slings it at the sycorax, flattening nearly 20 of them. doc quantum blinks in & out, taking out sycorax troops with well timed kicks & chops, the doctor activates his sonic screwdriver, and a dozen sycorax who have heard frightening legends of the doctor, run in terror. mh takes down one sycorax, then a second, using his deadly leopard paw knuckle strike technique, then unholsters his 1916 Mauser handgun.
"grabbing his wrist, the doctor says, "there's been no loss of life yet friend, and we've practically won the day. we should probably give these fellows time to adjust their thinking. don't you think?"
"run b-tches!" screams steve, sticking his head out from behind a console where he and a terrified gill had been hiding. "you just screwed with the monkey alliance!"
as the sycorax still standing retreat, the general screams, "by the rivers astrophia! what breed of earthlings are these?!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 28, 2013 18:54:01 GMT -6
"What part of 'This planet is protectedd' did you people not understand?" the Doctor says to the Sycorax general.
"We thought you were referring to yourself," the general grumbles.
"I don't remember saying I was only talking about myself," the Doctor says.
The Sycorax general turns to his men and says, "Get to your feet you curs! Those battle suits you were issued should make you more than a match for the Monkey Alliance!"
He turns to the Doctor and the Monkey Alliance and says, "I warn you, my enemy... Sooner than accept defeat, I would detonate this ship in an explosion of such magnitude that it would drive Earth from its orbit and send it hurtling through space."
"You're mad!" exclaims the Doctor.
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Post by mh on Dec 28, 2013 19:19:19 GMT -6
"not if we take it by force & crash it into jupiter, where it'll cause barely a ripple!" exclaims babu. "prepare to attack on my order .."
as the m.a. fall into battle formation, and the klingerbot raises his arms to blast the sycorax again, the doctor yells, "wait!"
"general, unless you are a much less brave soldier than your brother, which i'm guessing is the case, then you'll except my challenge of a sword duel. if you lose, you leave the earth forever. if i lose, well ... i die."
the general, looking stunned pauses, and the sycorax soldiers begin to whisper among themselves.
"shoo galeah shak sheefflik!" screams the sycorax leader.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 1, 2014 13:56:37 GMT -6
"What's that?" Babu asks.
"It's a old Sycorax proverb," the general says. "It means, 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame..."
"Are you insinuating my fight with your brother wasn't fair?" the Doctor interrupts.
"My brother was a highly skilled fighter," the general growls. "the best in his graduating class!"
"But I doubt he had over 900 years of experience," the Doctor says. "Are you telling me you aren't the fighter your brother was?"
A murmuring goes up from the Sycorax soldiers. "All right! Very well!" the Sycorax general snaps. "But to make it interesting, you and I shall each weild ... two swords."
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Post by mh on Jan 2, 2014 22:41:04 GMT -6
as they take their weapons, the doctor says, "ouuu, sharp!"
"you're good with swords, aren't you?" asks babu.
"I must be ... right?" replies the doctor with a shrug, lifting two swords and swinging them about.
"but yeah, I don't really kill. not exactly."
as mh watches, fingering his 1916 mauser, inches away he notices a beautiful young woman hiding behind a bulkhead, holding an incredibly complicated looking weapon.
"don't react red suit", she says, "eyes forward."
"who're you," mh rasps, keeping his eyes on the sycorax warriors.
"call me ... bad wolf," she replies. "or call me ... insurance."
similarly, steve & gill suddenly realize a short thick alien is at their right, hidden to everyone but them.
"do not respond humans," the thing says. "or in your overwhelming earth man stupidity you'll cause all our deaths. once I have vanquished all these puny sycorax if you have quarrel with my words, i'll very happily slay you on the field of battle."
"wow, dude is so cool," whispers gill.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 4, 2014 21:50:46 GMT -6
The Sycorax general swings his swords down and the Doctor blocks them by crossing his swords in an X formation. The Sycorax general the swings with one sword while trying to stab with the other. The Doctor easily blocks both moves. From the Sycorax general's growl of frustration, it's become all too apparent to him that the Doctor has no problem handling multiple strategies at once.
The battle suit clad Sycorax warriors appear to be unwilling to sit by the sidelines and move forward. "I figured this would happen," Babu sighs before running at them.
"Excellent! The game is afoot" the Sontaran beside Steve and Gill exclaims. He charges from his hiding place, blasting away. "Sontar Ha!"
"You don't think he was expecting us to go wit him, do you? Gill asks.
"Surely not," Steve replies.
"So are you just going to stand there?" the blonde girl asks MH.
"The Doctor says no deaths and all my weapons are eiter blade or bullet based," MH says.
"Those guys are wearing battle suits that would make Tony Stark jealous!" she says. "You'll have your hands full slowing them down, let alone killing them!"
"Good point," MH says. He flings a throwing star at a Sycorax soldier who is charging at him. It strikes the ornate looking panel in the center of his chest plate. Suddenly, electricity seems to crackle all over the battle suit, which starts to smoke as it shorts out. The soldier falls to the ground, carried by the dead weight of the heavy and now useless battle suit. "But I don't think my hands are going to be that full."
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Post by mh on Jan 7, 2014 0:05:06 GMT -6
as the battle rages, his troops attacking in force, the sycorax leader suddenly yells, "cease! i yield!" and the sycorax troops fall back.
"why did he," begins babu, "oh, i see. the doctor cut his hand off."
"i didn't literally cut it off, "replies the doctor looking unhappy, "he moved into me! he basically removed his hand with his own momentum. his brother did the same thing to me! i feel a bit guilty though. but these fellows are quite advanced. they'll freeze it and once he's back at sycorax, they'll stitch it back on. good as new. now let's talk terms."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 7, 2014 7:57:54 GMT -6
"So we're agreed Sycorax says. "We'll never come back and you'll let us leave in peace. The only reason we returned was because word got back that you fired upon a ship that had already surrendered. As long as you let us leave unmolested, you'll not see us again."
"Unmolested?" MH says, eyes wide. "Doctor, did you....?"
"He mean unharmed!" the Doctor exclaims.
The Doctor and the Sycorax general shake hands and the Doctor, the Monkey Alliance, the Sontaran, and Steve and Gill step into the Tardis and leave. The Bad Wolf girl has mysteriously dissappeared.
After dropping the Sontaran off at the nearest space port, they arrive at the Monkey Alliance Headquarters. "Well, that went well," the Doctor says. "As long as the Sycorax leave in peace, we should never see them again."
Meanwhile, at the mayor's office, Mayor Bruce Campbell flips open a panel and presses a red button. Missiles fire upward from hidden locations at the four corners of Justice City. "Take that, you invading alien bastards," he says, smiling with satisfaction.
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