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Post by mh on Dec 23, 2018 20:14:31 GMT -6
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 23, 2018 21:47:41 GMT -6
Agh! How could this happen? It's obvious what we must do. We gotta done hired somebody to kill the Space Monkey Alliance.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 23, 2018 22:34:53 GMT -6
I added some meta tags. When I type Monkey Alliance Headquarters, we're the first three results. THe durn Space Monkey Alliance still pulls up mostly when I just type in Monkey Alliance.
Do assassins still advertise in the back of Guns and Ammo? Is Guns and Ammo still a thing?
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Post by mh on Dec 24, 2018 10:37:50 GMT -6
guns & ammo? i dunno. i think I was 20 the last time i saw one of those.  but every time i watch that tv show where some woman has hired a hit man to kill her husband, usually going to her sister's unemployable long-term boyfriend who's on meth, so she assumes he knows how to hire a hit man, she ends up getting recorded in her car with the undercover cop practically pleading with her, "lady, are you sure you want to do this? it's not to late to call this off." and she's going, "no! i want him whacked! do you guys still say whack?" usually they're hispanic. those b-tches are are out of their damn minds.
 
so maybe we should infiltrate them instead. what the f-ck's a space monkey anyway?
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 24, 2018 19:17:59 GMT -6
Apparently, Space Monkey Alliance was an alliance of gamers for some game called EVA. It went across multiple message boards, so any assassins we hired would be busy as hell. It seems to be defunct now, but all the boards are still there pulling up!
That crazy chick in your post is pretty hot! I've found from old girlfriends and girls I dated before I got married that there was a direct correlation between how crazy the girl was and how good the sex was. If she was hot and bugshit crazy like my last girlfriend, you'd find yourself slapping a nun if she told you to.
That nutzo latina should have given the undercover cop some. He probably would have turned in his freaking badge and killed all the people she wanted.
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Post by mh on Dec 25, 2018 1:36:19 GMT -6
yeah, i was way into this one. and she has those pillow lips that make white guys go crazy. it was so cool. they told her that he husband was shot & she showed up at their house. she was like friggin daniel day lewis. "noooo!! nooo!!!"
then they took her in a room & her husband was sitting there! "oh baby, you're alive!," she screamed. but he didn't buy it. it was crazy! if they put her in orange is the new black, I'd probably watch it.
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Post by Abe Vigoda on Dec 27, 2018 18:45:29 GMT -6
She's a honey, alright. That look she's giving in the second picture is threatening to short out my pacemaker.
You boy's need to do something to get your name out more. Believe me, dying sucks.
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but every time i watch that tv show where some woman has hired a hit man to kill her husband, usually going to her sister's unemployable long-term boyfriend who's on meth, so she assumes he knows how to hire a hit man, she ends up getting recorded in her car with the undercover cop practically pleading with her, "lady, are you sure you want to do this? it's not to late to call this off." and she's going, "no! i want him whacked! do you guys still say whack?" usually they're hispanic. those b-tches are are out of their damn minds. 