So.... the world's gone kinda crazy, eh?

kinda is an understatement. my work already has people at the door to take your temp & ask if you've been to beijing in in the last couple of days.   i had a terrible cold last month. if i had it now i'd probably be quarantined in my house binge watching the bachelorette for the next 14 days. but you know, it's there is any good time to have a billionaire germaphobe as your president, this is the time. much like the late howard hughes, trump sees germs everyplace. it's one of them, we ain't got the hero we deserve but we got the hero we need scenarios. yeah, my supermarket is out of toilet paper, but it is fully stocked with paper towels! people are idiots

if you're willing to live on radishes, hummas and twinkies, you can do pretty well. luckily the drive-thrus are still open here. but all the bars & indoor restaurants are closed. st. paddy's day was quieter than sh-t!

the two groceries near me still have functioning deli sections, so i'm good. if i can still get a whole chicken, or some sliced smoked turkey I'm reasonably happy. and today one store had some toilet tissue! but i didn't need none. i buy that dense uncomfortable scott towel sh-t. we got 2 rolls left and that'll last a family of three six months!