the alien woman cries, "our gaseous dildo shaped comet world the size of detroit has once again come close enough to earth for members of our species to portal over! as in previous inter-species visitations -- this is going to get nasty! quickly mh! before my husband arrives ... give me a booty call!"
she pushes him into the ladies room.
"take me earth-boy!" they hear her shriek from inside.
"damn!" says taffy scribbling away, "you can't make this sh-t up!"
"outrageous!!!" cries the guy who has been following them around.
Post by Babu Baboon on Jul 14, 2022 17:55:58 GMT -6
"Pretty incredible, huh?" MH says, expecting the other MA members to be jealous that he was the one being pursued by a hot green space chick.
"What I find incredible is that she still wanted you in that Jiggle Billy costume," Babu says.
"Actually, she insisted on it," MH says. "We've met several times over the years where I've had to service her to keep her from blowing up the Earth... and each time she's made me dress like a prospector from an old western. It's kind of a special kink for her."
"Weird...." Doc says.
"It gets weirder each time," MH agrees. "But at least it's over for now."
"But Zorak kinda done cock-blocked you," Kenny says. "You aint serviced her this time. Don't that mean she's gonna done blow up the Earth?"
"aw crap," MH says.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jul 17, 2022 13:27:51 GMT -6
"This is serious!" MH says. "The Green Harlot is just crazy and insecure enough to think this was all an elaborate set-up to cheat her out of her booty call! She'll blow us all to kingdom come!"
"Any way to track her?" Doc asks.
"Well, she did say her gaseous dildo shaped comet world the size of Detroit has once again come close enough to earth for members of her species to portal over. We can put Steve and Gil on locating it. In the meantime, we need to come up with a plan for fighting her consort, Zorak, and her drone army."
"Waitaminnit!" Babu exclaims. "If we're all off fighting one of MH's rogues gallery, who's gonna move these Babu beanies?"
"Priorities?" Doc says.
"I can' help it!" Babu says. "They all look like mini-mes staring at me like they're here to collect back child support!"
"he's made a huge mistake!" says steve who has been listening to transmissions from the planet. "as much as the women on the dildo comet (some nerds snicker) love old prospectors, the men on the planet hate them! they'll beat him to mush ... look at this!" kenny shows babu his phone.
at a beauty salon on the dildo comet a green woman lifts her head from a dryer, and says, "do i hear pots & pans rattlin' around? damn that makes me horny."
Post by Babu Baboon on Jul 18, 2022 8:48:52 GMT -6
"We need to set up a diversion for MH so he can Rodger her roundly without any interruptions from crazed green men-types like Zorak," Doc says.
"What did you have in mind?" Babu says. After a knowing look from Doc, Babu groans. "Aw hell."
Shortly, Babu Baboon, Doc Quantum, And SuperJesse are all dressed as old-timey prospectors. Kenny clicks a button on the jerry-rigged phone and the portal re-opens.
"You know, if MH is getting tired, I could always tag in," Babu says.
"You really need to find yourself a new woman," Doc says.
They jump through the portal and land on a street on the dildo-shaped comet.
They immediately find themselves being chased by both horny women and bloodthirsty men.
"Great plan you had Doc, you turkeyhead!" Jesse says.
"Hey, it means the diversion is working," Doc says.
"Now we just need to get rid of all those dudes," Babu says.
"Jesus, Baboon," Doc says, facepalming.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 5, 2022 13:06:12 GMT -6
In a nearby fortress, Zorak is watching a security monitor. He exclaims in horror, "By the gods! A whole platoon of horny prospectors has appeared to defile our women!"
He grabs a blaster from a rack on the wall. "I knew this day would come! Ever since that first prospector, Leaky Joe, was accidently transported by scientists to our world and seduced the princess before her wedding to Prince Tomar of the Thogarians and put us at war with THogar! We were forced to turn our planetoid into a comet and flee with our tails between our legs! I've sworn a blood oath to kill all prospectors ever since!"
A guard pokes his head into the room. "Sorry, boss, did you say something?"
"Rally the men!" Zorak exclaims. "We have prospectors to kill!"
Last Edit: Aug 5, 2022 13:07:31 GMT -6 by Babu Baboon
