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Post by mh on Sept 15, 2016 12:33:53 GMT -6
we need some beautiful summertime draems and we need them now!!!
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 15, 2016 14:10:14 GMT -6
That beautiful song done made me cry.
I can't believe there are only six days left, though. Every time I step outside I burst into flames. I need some cooler weather so I can do all that yard work I'v been putting off for fear of spontaneous combustion.
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Post by mh on Sept 18, 2016 21:42:55 GMT -6
That beautiful song done made me cry. I can't believe there are only six days left, though. Every time I step outside I burst into flames. I need some cooler weather so I can do all that yard work I'v been putting off for fear of spontaneous combustion.
now we're done down to 3 days !!!
days.to/until/autumn-or-fall
yes baboon, you need to wait until it cools down before you commence into those home improvement projects. yer pale conan o'brian ass is likely to go up liek a bunch of rags soaked in gasoline out there! if you won't listen to me, listen to earthworm jim. when he stops dancin', it's safe for caterpillars, grubworms, and albinos like yerself to go outside
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 19, 2016 7:23:10 GMT -6
The sun doesn't do nice things to pale guys. By the time they were through cutting all the cancers out of me, I'd look like Jonah Hex!  |
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Post by mh on Sept 19, 2016 20:40:32 GMT -6
now only 2 days of summer left! at least now we know my former senator al gore was correct. we shouldn't be hitting 376 degrees in late august. it's just too damn hot. it ain't rite! yes as the dean martin of rock, robert palmer once said, "some like it hot", but this is going way too far
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 21, 2016 18:10:34 GMT -6
I literally am afraid to go out into the sun! I looked like I was nineteen up into my mid thirties then I suddenly started aging like someone set the Dorian Gray style painting in my attic on fire. I think it's the damn sun! I'm not sure sun block is enough. I'm going to go get some of that makeup mimes use and slather myself in it. Or maybe I'll just cover my whole body in zinka
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Post by mh on Sept 21, 2016 23:57:09 GMT -6
well baboon, we have to face it, we're not kids anymore. i'm agin' like a president! compared to even just a few years ago i basically got the skin texture of beef jerky. these days, if someone at a grocery store cards me for alcohol i assume they're just coming onto me. especially if they're male
c'mom mh! gimme some of that sweet sweet candy!
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Post by mh on Sept 22, 2016 9:23:55 GMT -6
if i was wealthy i'd get me one of them hyperbaric chambers like the movie stars use to retard the aging process. i think it's what has allowed keannu reeves to remain youthful looking & talentless for the last several decades
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 22, 2016 18:23:51 GMT -6
The worst part is I'm prematurely grey. Since I've stopped working in an office, I'mm not so diligent about getting my hair cut. I've gone from having the Race Bannon 'do to looking like Doc Brown from Back to the Future.
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Post by mh on Oct 5, 2016 23:39:03 GMT -6
damn, haircuts!! i had a fantastic, out of this world, 300lb. hair girl for the previous 5 years who could make me look like a porn star! g-d how i miss her. now i got this old man in a 70 y.o. barbershop who just recently discovered electric clippers. but whudda gonna do? I just tell him buzz the sides, square the back and leave me whatever I got on top! sort of liek this hear boey, but way buzzed on the sides. sort of a "man from the future" thing. a modified race bannon
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 11, 2016 5:45:46 GMT -6
My parents had to make some comments about my hair when I met the for lunch. My mom said with my bushy whie hair, I'd look like Santa if I grew a beard. "Is your beard wite, too?"
Yeah, that's what I want to do. Make a special effort to look like Santa. I always figured guys who did that drove one of these, too.
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Post by mh on Dec 23, 2016 20:01:40 GMT -6
baboon, remember when you was a kid, that guy with an ice-cream truck tried to drive off with you? i remember when you told that stery bryan (edm) said you was lucky you didn't end up in a basement tied to a chair with a fudgesicle up yer butt. wow. how that guy could turn a phrase
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 23, 2016 23:49:10 GMT -6
LOL I'm the one that said that Bryan drew this whole cartoon of his interpretation of the thing on looseleaf paper and then scanned it for all of us to see
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Post by mh on Apr 10, 2017 0:07:05 GMT -6
was it something liek this ?
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Post by Babu Baboon on Apr 10, 2017 21:30:24 GMT -6
lol. It was something like that. Mabe a little more innuendo.
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