Post by mh on Jun 15, 2017 10:36:49 GMT -6
this ain't exactly a joke, but it's funny. i've been reading articles from a blog by kliph nesteroff, he's a canadian who does great interviews with old time comedy stars, and it's hysterical. he'll be interviewing some 92 yr old guy, and they'll say, "how the hell do you know all this stuff? how old are you?" and he'll respond. "29". and they'll yell, "you son of a bitch!"
anyway, an old comedian had a rodney dangerfield story. late in life, dangerfield had an apparent stroke and lapsed into a coma. his kids were asking people to visit, and dozens of famous actors & comedian's showed to & talked to him & held his hand, but he was completely gone. he said after about 3 days of this he showed up at the hospital one morning, and the staff stunned, told them rodney had woke up & checked himself out. nobody knew where he was! on a hunch this guy went to a restaurant that rodney liked, and there he was sitting at a table with two beautiful blondes, obviously call-girls, eating & having drinks. he said ron jeremy was coming to have lunch with him! this guy said, "gee rodney, are you sure you should have left the hospital? how do you feel?" he said, "how i feel? i'm great! i'm having lunch with two hookers, and i'm about to meet a guy who can suck his own d-ck!"
