Post by borgnine328 on Jul 8, 2017 2:05:43 GMT -6
dear sassy tassels,
lately i noticed, lots of women of many types like to ride busses
and lately i noticed, whenever a lady pops up at the bus terminal, something on me pops up too! y'know, you invite 'em over for some coco and some lemon squares while their bus to albuquerque is delayed, and bob's yer uncle, next thing you know yer shankin' them up the dirt shute! i blame big mass transit. one day ernistine is goling to come home unexpected, and come at my borgnine-sausage with a hot curlin' iron! help me sassy tassels, help me!
lately i noticed, lots of women of many types like to ride busses
and lately i noticed, whenever a lady pops up at the bus terminal, something on me pops up too! y'know, you invite 'em over for some coco and some lemon squares while their bus to albuquerque is delayed, and bob's yer uncle, next thing you know yer shankin' them up the dirt shute! i blame big mass transit. one day ernistine is goling to come home unexpected, and come at my borgnine-sausage with a hot curlin' iron! help me sassy tassels, help me!
