What can we did 4 Tom Brady ?

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What can we did 4 Tom Brady ? Dec 3, 2022 2:40:07 GMT -6

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Post by fred garvin, male prostitute on Dec 3, 2022 2:40:07 GMT -6

Hello Sassy Tassels! First time caller, long time listener. Tom Brady's wife is divorcing him! How you reckon this could happen to such a stallion of a man? I wrote a play about it. here it goes.

Gisele Bündchen: "Tom Bradys! It's either me or the feets ball! you gotta choose!"

Tom Brady: "But if I plays another year, they're changing the name of Tampa Bay, to Tom-pa Bay!"

Gisele Bündchen: "I don't care! No more feets ball!"

Tom Brady: "Really? Damn. Okay, I chooses you!"

Days later.

Gisele Bündchen: "Tom Bradys?! Are you texting Gronk? Stop it! Gronk's the devil! He plays the feets ball!"

Hours later.

Gisele bursts into his man cave.

Gisele Bündchen: "Aha! Tom Bradys! Yer not awearin' ther pants! And yer playing Madden! You're playing the feets ball!"

Tom Brady: "That's it Devil Woman! I'm going back to Tom-pa Bay to play the feets ball!"

Gisele Bündchen: "Noooooooo!!!!!"

Then they wen't to court, and every day gisele is wearing sexier & sexier outfits.

Tom Brady: "Dammit! I was hitting that! I hate the feets ball!"

And now he sucks! She's mojoed his ass! The Tom-pa bay Buccaneers have gone back to being The Tampa Bay Suck-aneers!

Sassy Tassels, how can we helps poor (multi millionaire who could have any woman (and half the dudes) in the world) Tom?

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What can we did 4 Tom Brady ? Dec 3, 2022 15:41:51 GMT -6 mh likes this

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Post by Sassy Tassels, MD on Dec 3, 2022 15:41:51 GMT -6

Hi Fred,
Tom just needs to picture his face on the ball, opposing players, etc. It's a tactic Babu uses when exercising, hiking with the hashers, practicing karate in his garage. and so forth. He needs to do it in moderation, though. Babu's been kicked out of three gyms now, his dogs won't come near him, and his fellow hashers in the Hash House Harriers are starting to think he's batshit crazy because he keeps karate kicking trees when they're on trails. So as long as he can keep to just picturing her beautiful bitch face on targets during the game, he should be okay.

Hope this helps.

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What can we did 4 Tom Brady ? Jan 2, 2023 1:48:50 GMT -6 Babu Baboon likes this

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Post by fred garvin, male prostitute on Jan 2, 2023 1:48:50 GMT -6

Sassy Tassles, you're a miracle worker! Tom Brady is in g.o.a.t mode again! i snucks onto on the field when the buccaneers was playing the saints 3 weeks ago, who practically own tom every season, and i says here! and I gives him a pichur of the lovely former misses babu baboon that I found when I broke into babu's locker at the gym! "Now picturs this face on all yer feetballs!" i sez to him. This Adonnis, this perfect stallion of a human male shrugged, looked at me confused and sez, "Okay. I guess. What have I got to lose?" Then his rocket of an arm began a'throwin' the touchdowns! Tonite he creamed the Panthers & clinched the NFC South! The goat is back! But I think maybe I was suppose to told Tom to focus his hate on his ex Gisele Bündchen. I dunno. But I got several brain eating venereal diseases, and I gets confused! Anyway, Tampa Bay is Tom-pa Bay again! Thanks big guy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE7bvP5uhUQ

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