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Post by Babu Baboon on Nov 7, 2023 23:35:10 GMT -6
Since I've become a hasher, there's a party every other dy. it used to be once aa day, but I'm a named hasher now. I'm getting invited to more parties.
....I'm not a young man. in my off time, I'm lying there like Cameron in Ferris Bueller's day off.
As I write this, I'm three sheets to the wind because I just left a private naming ceremony for a new guy.
Saturday, I've been invited to an exclusive event by fearless leader. I'm scay-yered. when do the hangovers just become regular you?
PS. still hooking up, but young, dumb, and full of... well, nothing to hang your hat on. Why can't some hot milfs join up?
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Post by mh on Nov 8, 2023 2:05:11 GMT -6
baboon, you fat gay mackerel snapper! damn! sh-t you're named? it that like being an outsider and you're pony boy?
and that's what we're telling you .... "stay gold pony boy!" you can do this. sh-t, your powers of recuperation are above par. we grew up gulping down sugar cereals that would have killed normal people! it's made us immune to nearly all toxins. you need energy drinks. and viagra! i sort of know what you are feeling. i don't think i could do a young-ish gurl anymore, but i could bang the crap out of a cougar! too bad they tend to want young guys. one of my work freinds talks about it constantly. he goes out to bars with these married 50-ish milf women from work friday nites, and they get buzzed and talk about how they'd like some young guy to do them. sadly, if given a chance, he'd screw them all to death! he's black, my age, maybe smartest person i ever met, and just a horndog from hell! a girl i work with has nicknamed him 'snake eyes benny wilson'. 
hang in there friend. look for hangover cures online! c'mon pony boy, we don't ask you for much. your vicarious screwing around posts shoots our "users online in the last 24 hrs" way up! we just hit 208! and if you search 'monkey alliance' on google right now, we are the first hit! it's sassy tassels, but oh well
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Post by Babu Baboon on Nov 8, 2023 19:45:40 GMT -6
lol. I guess the naming thing makes me sound like a made man in the mob. Before we get an official name, we're NFN (no fucking name) then our regular first name.
Last night, I got caught up in the moment (aka drunk) and volunteered to lay trail at our next meet-up. I was cussing this morning when I realized I'd volunteered. Tril is basically like a scavenger hunt with beer where we lay marks to lead everyone to it.
The thing is, I said I needed a co-hare (hares lay trail) because "I'm a little autistic". ...I meant to say ADD. You'd think standing up and announcing I'm autistic would get me out of accepting any responsibility ever for all time!
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Post by Babu Baboon on Nov 10, 2023 8:48:07 GMT -6
Well, I tried to get out of laying trail by 'apologizing' for being pushy and jumping in on the other guy's time. Turns out he forgot he'd even volunteered. So I just further committed myself and saved his butt. It's a bit of a drag because you walk the trail while laying it and then do it again with the group. That's if you're doing a 'dead lay'. If you're doing a 'live lay', you get a head start during the actual trail laying marks as they pursue you. That's why we're called hares and the hash group is the kennel.
MH, I can't believe you aren't busting my balls over standing up in front of a large crowd and announcing, "I'm a little autistic."
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Post by mh on Nov 15, 2023 9:46:01 GMT -6
baboon, i worry for you. hikers sometimes find dead bodies! if you and ther hashers find the body of the guy from the 'warlock' movies, i hope it don't made you cry!
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Post by Babu Baboon on Nov 16, 2023 6:56:58 GMT -6
It's too bad he wasn't a real warlock. THen he could have just fashioned himself a broom out of a stick and pine straw and flown home.
Okay, ... I'm probably going to hell now...
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