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Post by mh on Nov 25, 2023 0:50:49 GMT -6
oh damn, i guess i'm back with trump. i like bobby kennedy jr. but the people in his own party hate him for being anti-war and talking honestly. he's screwed. omg, the other candidates in both parties are awful. so damn, i'm going with orange jfk again this time
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 22, 2023 18:56:47 GMT -6
Damn! Trump can rap! Colorado is trying to say he can't run, so maybe he needs to do this number when he takes it to the supreme court.
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Post by mh on Dec 29, 2023 3:04:26 GMT -6
time to perv this thread up!
well, i was enjoying a nice rainy day home alone today, when i ran across this on my pc. i was disgusted. that guy was a being the rude boy. aoc can't wear an extremely short dress 2 sizes too small for her as she jiggles sexily up the capital steps without eliciting butt related comments? what have we become? then i began running back and replaying where she said, "... look at that big juicy bootie" over & over, in that dumb sexy gurlish voice, until my "home of the whopper" undershorts started getting tight!
this is when things got weird. suddenly the ghost of supreme court justice, and activist, ruth bader ginsberg appeared in the chair beside me. "mh, desist immediately you sicko!" she exclaimed. i almost screamed in fright, but then i noticed she was drinking a budwiser, and staring directly at my junk. "my eyes are up here ruthie!" i yelled. then she snarled and disappeared. i wonder if she will ever come back? she looked better in person than i expected, and appeared to have a nice set of sweater puppies under her robe. damn, maybe i am a sicko.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 30, 2023 11:26:35 GMT -6
That dude is hilarious. One of his favorite stunts is to show up at town hall meetings and pretend to be some over the top woke activist and see how faar he can push things. People are afraid to kick him out just in case he's for real.
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Post by mh on Jan 30, 2024 23:08:15 GMT -6
it's okay nancy. you done your best. but you're fighting a giant orange super-gorilla from space
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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 5, 2024 7:49:01 GMT -6
Damn. Trump is like some sort of master chess player. I bet Pelosi soiled herself.
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Post by mh on Feb 18, 2024 0:48:28 GMT -6
i just laughed so hard when he said "leah thomas has a ding-a-ling" i almost choked on my yeungling black tan. which is pretty good. unless you're choking on it. but still isn't bad.
the fat guy said, "my lovely wife ..." that's fucking hard to believe! witness relocation program ?
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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 18, 2024 19:22:41 GMT -6
i just laughed so hard when he said "leah thomas has a ding-a-ling" i almost choked on my yeungling black tan. which is pretty good. unless you're choking on it. but still isn't bad.
the fat guy said, "my lovely wife ..." that's fucking hard to believe! witness relocation program ?
Damn, that Trump Christmas song is great. Between all the mixes and ai, Trump has more songs out than Steely Dan! |
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Post by mh on Feb 24, 2024 0:52:19 GMT -6
i can't be seeing this, this can't be real. i must of done went crazy!
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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 24, 2024 15:34:55 GMT -6
I love this so much.
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Post by mh on Mar 8, 2024 1:50:36 GMT -6
damn you baboon. ijust watched the state of the union address. you have the hottest senator i've ever seen!!!
yes, even hotter than my senator. "handsome" dick durbin
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Post by Babu_Baboon on Mar 8, 2024 11:18:55 GMT -6
damn. I've got to start paying more attention to local politics!
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Post by mh on Mar 9, 2024 0:15:06 GMT -6
lucky an invigorate joe shot full of horse adrenaline or whatever they had him jacked up on, didn't burst in on her during her state of the union rebuttal, and yell, "senator britt! here's johnny! and i'm going to sniff the hell out of you!!"
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Post by mh on Mar 10, 2024 4:07:06 GMT -6
well i recon obama's chef saw some of this shit going on, and they had to murdered him
i guess he called hilary, and she said, "okay, it's done bitch. you owe me."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Mar 11, 2024 6:14:09 GMT -6
He must have met Hillary. If you ever worked for Obama, it's supposed to get you a job in Hollywood.
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