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Post by mh on Oct 25, 2014 21:25:13 GMT -6
dear mister sassy tassels,
lately i've noticed that in the mh household, mealtime has become pretty boring. is there anything we can do to liven things up? let's make mealtimes crazy!
 
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Post by Sassy Tassels on Oct 26, 2014 15:09:50 GMT -6
Dear MH,
When mankind was in its infancy, man had to fight savage beasts in order to eat. This made every meal he could get something special. As civilization developed, man no longer had to struggle in such a fashion for his survival. So mankind became complacent ant mealtime itself became a humdrum experience.
To make mealtime exciting again, I recommend investing in a live bear. Starve him for a couple of days and then release him on those occasions when you want dinner to be truly exciting. Having to fight off the ravenous beast in order to eat will make your mealtime an occasion to truly remember.
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