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Post by mh on Jan 19, 2016 18:34:27 GMT -6
dear sassy tassels,
the presidential election is getting closer and closer, and i still don't know who to stick in the damn whitehouse this time. i know baboon is planning some sort of march on washington to let obama serve a few more terms, but as sure as he is, i have my doubts whether or not it will succeed. and as i hate boredom and have a short attention span, i'm thinking trump or sanders! i love the fringe! but which one of these incredibly exciting & charismatic candidates do i choose? they both have wild hair & crazy ideas -- i can't decide!@ let's make governing crazy !
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Post by Sassy Tassels on Jan 21, 2016 13:19:53 GMT -6
Dear MH,
All you can do is vote with your conscience. Babu says you voted for Obama twice, so I'm sure whichever candidate you choose will be in favor of legalizing drugs.
As for Babu, he's actually organizing a million monkey march to Pennsylvania Ave so they can trick Obama out onto the Whitehouse lawn where they will all fling their poo over the fence a him at once.
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Post by mh on Jan 21, 2016 14:57:37 GMT -6
thank you sassy tassels, you're as wise as an owl, and twice as hairy! i may have to go with bernie. i saw on 'drunk history' where a drunk gurl said she likes michelle obama, because "she has really toned arms." boy, she was smart!
by that standard, trump should be president. former model mrs. trump, looks like she could crush walnuts with he thighs!
wait, is that why obama got elected?!! toned arms? stupid drunk history. so now i'm going with bernie because mrs. bernie sander's arms look really saggy. saggier than any first lady ever except maybe eleanor roosevelt or martha washington. their arms looked like ham hocks! toned arms on a first lady is no way to pick a president. i'm not getting fooled again
  
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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 23, 2016 12:53:42 GMT -6
Wow. Just think. If Trump gets elected, Mrs Trump will be the first First Lady with nekked pictures available.
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