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Post by mh on May 10, 2016 22:56:11 GMT -6
"i wish baboon was here, "says mh, watching the wriggling figure trapped in the indestructible red cape. "what should we do!"
"we could shove her into a giant beer can!" yells beer-can superman squeezing thru the vent and falling fatly to the floor.
"good plan! i'll call anheiser bush!" exclaims mh sarcastically.
noticing a half empty can of lablatts, mh hands it to beer-can superman, who immediately shotguns it.
"now knock down that wall!" cries mh.
'beer-can superman' obliges, and 'the dixie chick', assorted heroes, and kenny step from the rubble, bushing off wall debris.
"kenny!" cries mh. "you and buddy put your futuristic redneck brains together and come up with something that can deal with fantomah! zap her into a time warp, another dimension -- whatever works!"
"sorry yall, i can't done concentrate," says buddy. "i done falled in love with human centipede lass."
"but she's got inflatable sticky dolls done a-covering her junk!" cries kenny. "how's that done gonna work?"
"durn." says beer-can superman. "i can see why regular superman turned into a drunk."
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Post by Babu Baboon on May 19, 2016 14:57:53 GMT -6
"We've still got to figure out what to do about Fantomah," MH says. "That cape's not going to hold her forever."
"I was serious about the beer can," Beer Can Superman says. He reaches to his shirt and pulls on his beer can logo and flings it at Fantomah. It suddenly grows huge and then wraps her up.
Everyone looks at Beer Can Superman in surprise.
"What?" Beer Can Superman says. You think Regular Superman is the only one who can do that?"
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Post by mh on May 5, 2018 23:51:41 GMT -6
fantomah, shrieking, manages to fire a blast, and a quick thinking kenny, grabbing a mirror from the wall, reflects it back to her.
"omg," cries mh, "she's been transformed into one of the rarest and most magical creatures on earth. a guatemalan cow of paradise!"
beer can superman removes the cape.
"Gmoooo!" it says.
"i done forgive you too, "says super-jesse, patting it on the head.
"could this get any weirder?" queries babu, walking in.
"surprise!" cries trixina, popping out of a nearby cake.
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Post by Babu Baboon on May 17, 2018 11:17:59 GMT -6
"that was an ordinary cake," Baabu says. "How'd she..."
"Doc Quantum helped her out," MH says, pointing to Doc Quantum, who had quietly slipped in after her, as he wiped cake off himself.
Later, after everyone was put away a ton of booze, Babu remembers their prisoner. "Fantomah!"
"I left her tied to a tree out back," MH says.
"And I left Goat Boy to watch her," Beer Can Superman says.
"Goat Boy?: Babu says.
"You've never heard of him?" Dixie Chick says "He's like a rock star in Paducah!"
"What's his back story?" Babu asks.
"He's a super hero named Goat Boy from Kentucky. What the hell you think his back story is?" Beer Can Superman says.
When they get to the back, the rope is hanging slack and Fantomah and Goat Boy are nowhere to be seen. Instead, they find a white envelope.
Doc opens it and says, "it's a wedding announcement."
"Maybe now she'll finally done get the love she deserves," Super Jesse sniffs.
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Post by mh on May 18, 2018 21:49:07 GMT -6
suddenly a strange creature bursts in, wearing a "goat girl" t-shirt.
"omg, the goat girl!" gasps the dixie chick.
"dammit! i cain't beleive that little bitch stole my man! bhwaaa! bhwaaa!" cries goat girl. then she prances over to the bar & starts sucking down straight vodka.
"it'll be okay goat-gurl," says mh, giving her a pat on the shoulder. then he whispers to baboon," is it just me, or is goat-gurl kind of hot?"
"no it ain't just you," sighs babu. "you know generally i frown on beastality, but ... wait! what am i saying? beastality is in my wheelhouse!"
"look at her done shotgun that vodka," says buddy. "kenny, i think i done falled in love with goat-gurl."
kenny removes his ever present baseball cap, and face palms himself.
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