havin' a hard time stayin' faithful

borgnine328
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havin' a hard time stayin' faithful Mar 13, 2016 21:04:28 GMT -6

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Post by borgnine328 on Mar 13, 2016 21:04:28 GMT -6

dear sassy tassels,

hello pal. i'm just gonna get to it. i was recent remarried, but lil' borgnine likes to get hisself a little strange! especially them big truck stop waitresses!

i can't get enough of it! i'll admit it, i'm weak. i tell ernestine i got the diarrhea, and i'm headed to the pharmacy for some kaopectate, and four minutes later i'm bangin' some fat hash-slinger who smells like 'chicken fried steak' rotten! help me sassy tassels, help me!!!!

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havin' a hard time stayin' faithful Mar 14, 2016 16:25:52 GMT -6

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Post by Sassy Tassels on Mar 14, 2016 16:25:52 GMT -6

Dear Borgnine328,

I'm probably not the best one to ask about commitment. I'm the biggest player mac daddy of the entire sock monkey world.

I've been in a few relationships, though, and I know how hard it is to stay faithful once you hear the sultry siren's call of the truck stop waitress. We're all powerless against it. My advice is to stop trying. Just make sure you hit that truck stop shower on the way out so you don't smell like fryer grease when you have to face the missus.

Last Edit: Mar 14, 2016 16:28:43 GMT -6 by Babu Baboon

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havin' a hard time stayin' faithful Nov 4, 2016 22:26:28 GMT -6

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Post by mh on Nov 4, 2016 22:26:28 GMT -6

you guys should watch that stuff! sultry as they are, truck stop waitresses aren't known for their fidelity -- she could be carrying on with the fry-cook, clovis. known for his chicken fried steak, his rap sheet, and his awful temper

but who can blame you ?

their sexy uniforms and come hither stares are like cat-nip to unsuspecting patrons

Last Edit: Nov 4, 2016 22:26:46 GMT -6 by mh

Post by borgnine328 on Mar 13, 2016 21:04:28 GMT -6

Post by Sassy Tassels on Mar 14, 2016 16:25:52 GMT -6

Post by mh on Nov 4, 2016 22:26:28 GMT -6

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