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Post by mh on May 27, 2016 1:07:40 GMT -6
dear sassy tassels, finally, here after a warm april and a cold may, the weather has reached near summertime temperatures. and being as i've dropped a couple of dress sizes, i'm looking to invest into some new duds! cargo shorts are of course de rigueur. why the male population in the american midwest insists on dressing like british armed forces in 1930's colonial kenya i have no idea, but it appears i got little choice in the matter. and my choices of stores out here are somewhat limited. (and no, i won't shop at 'the limited'. i'm not a fat girl.) abercrombie and finch, and hollister shut down! banana republic? I don't wanna pay $120 for a pair of socks! buckle? i ain't got a 29 inch waist! well, i guess i'll try sam's club. i can buy some tires and a case of chili while i'm there
let's make springtime crazy !!!
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Post by Sassy Tassels on Jul 28, 2016 9:31:42 GMT -6
Dear MH,
I'm sorry I'm only now getting back to you on this when summer is half over. The last couple of months have been very trying for me. I was snagged by a group of PETA goons grabbed me with the intention of releasing me back into the wild. Those damn hippies left me stranded in a jungle a half a world away! I hate the jungle! It's dirty, smelly, and filled with mosquitos! I had to hike hundreds of miles and smuggle myself on a boat just to get back!
Anyway, onto your question... I'll never understand you humans and your fascination with these "clothes". I can understand covering yourself in the winter when it's cold since you humans have no fur... but summer? Jeez! Stop worrying about fashion and just go au natural like I do. It's a lot less headache. WHo knows... maybe you'll start a trend.
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