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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Dec 21, 2013 16:39:13 GMT -6
nothing that complex. I just wore an improperly washed underwear to an office meeting.
Improperly washed meaning there were still bits (or flakes) of dried detergent left in the fabric. I didn't feel anything at first but after the meeting was done and my balls have perspired like they normally would when being questioned about deadlines, I started feeling a burning sensation in my gonads. Like somebody applied an extra strong mint down there.
It was still in the middle of the day so I can't go home to change yet, and it was a new experience so I had no idea that my balls were already being destroyed so I waited until I got home to check. Turns out it's been burned off, and some parts of the wound already stuck to the underwear. It's like that scene from Fight Club, but instead of Edward Norton's hands being burned, it was my balls.
I had to wear really loose pants and no underwear for the rest of the week.
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Post by mh on Dec 21, 2013 17:10:21 GMT -6
neilencio, you have a high threshold of pain! after hearing that story i may wear loose pants and no underwear for the rest of my life
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 21, 2013 21:35:21 GMT -6
I'm chafing just reading that story.
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Post by williscorto on Dec 22, 2013 21:01:28 GMT -6
Those guys deserve to have their scrotums chewed off by a pissed-off hyena.
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Post by williscorto on Dec 22, 2013 21:05:34 GMT -6
nothing that complex. I just wore an improperly washed underwear to an office meeting. Improperly washed meaning there were still bits (or flakes) of dried detergent left in the fabric. I didn't feel anything at first but after the meeting was done and my balls have perspired like they normally would when being questioned about deadlines, I started feeling a burning sensation in my gonads. Like somebody applied an extra strong mint down there. It was still in the middle of the day so I can't go home to change yet, and it was a new experience so I had no idea that my balls were already being destroyed so I waited until I got home to check. Turns out it's been burned off, and some parts of the wound already stuck to the underwear. It's like that scene from Fight Club, but instead of Edward Norton's hands being burned, it was my balls. I had to wear really loose pants and no underwear for the rest of the week. I think you should have had them replaced with bionic testes. "We have the technology to rebuild him". "The Six Million Dollar Scrotum" is a TV show I'd pay money to watch. |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 23, 2013 8:13:15 GMT -6
nothing that complex. I just wore an improperly washed underwear to an office meeting. Improperly washed meaning there were still bits (or flakes) of dried detergent left in the fabric. I didn't feel anything at first but after the meeting was done and my balls have perspired like they normally would when being questioned about deadlines, I started feeling a burning sensation in my gonads. Like somebody applied an extra strong mint down there. It was still in the middle of the day so I can't go home to change yet, and it was a new experience so I had no idea that my balls were already being destroyed so I waited until I got home to check. Turns out it's been burned off, and some parts of the wound already stuck to the underwear. It's like that scene from Fight Club, but instead of Edward Norton's hands being burned, it was my balls. I had to wear really loose pants and no underwear for the rest of the week. I think you should have had them replaced with bionic testes. "We have the technology to rebuild him". "The Six Million Dollar Scrotum" is a TV show I'd pay money to watch. Me? I'd want to watch the spin-off, The Bionic Vagina. |
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Post by mh on Dec 24, 2013 23:23:12 GMT -6
neilencio, after all the reconstructive surgery is finished, you should switch to these
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Post by williscorto on Jan 16, 2014 21:44:11 GMT -6
I think you should have had them replaced with bionic testes. "We have the technology to rebuild him". "The Six Million Dollar Scrotum" is a TV show I'd pay money to watch. Me? I'd want to watch the spin-off, The Bionic Vagina. ...of course you would, Lothar. |
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Post by Adolfo on Oct 10, 2022 15:58:16 GMT -6
The story is not true. It never was. It is amazing how much power the internet has over unsuspecting people who will believe just about anything. Research still helps. Don't be afraid to fact check.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 11, 2022 11:39:18 GMT -6
This story has been making the rounds for over 20 years. I originally posted it at our old board back in the 2000s after seeing it on one of those "News of the Weird" columns. Why would I bother to fact check something that's just goofy and funny? It's not like this is something earth shatteringly important or some Sanchez the golfer is going to come out of the woodwork to sue me for spreading rumors he stuck his junk in a ball-washer.
I could actually see something like this happening in Florida, though.
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Post by mh on Oct 11, 2022 16:28:15 GMT -6
This story has been making the rounds for over 20 years. I originally posted it at our old board back in the 2000s after seeing it on one of those "News of the Weird" columns. Why would I bother to fact check something that's just goofy and funny? It's not like this is something earth shatteringly important or some Sanchez the golfer is going to come out of the woodwork to sue me for spreading rumors he stuck his junk in a ball-washer. I could actually see something like this happening in Florida, though.
if you search 'ball washer sanchez' on google, our ball washer thread ranks third after snopes & urban legends. nice! from urban legends:
There was an article in the Orlando Sentinel last October [2001] about a golfer named Everett Sanchez who suffered a bizarre injury at the golf course. Sanchez had been drinking beer with his buddies as they staggered through 18 holes, and when the round was over, the other members of Sanchez's threesome made a bet that he wouldn't wash his testicles in the ball washer.
Not one to pass the opportunity to win an easy $2, Sanchez dropped his hideous golfing pants, stood on tippytoes, and straddled the machine. Trouble began when he spun the crank on the machine, jamming his equipment in the equipment.
Sanchez began screaming like a little girl. Paramedics soon arrived and freed him from the mechanism. They were preparing the still-moaning Sanchez for his trip to the hospital when one of the other golfers asked if they should "mark Sanchez balls." The ambulance attendants laughed so hard at this that they dropped the stretcher, sending Sanchez tumbling onto his own golf bag and breaking his new $300 driver.
Although there really was an article about Everett Sanchez in the October 3, 2001 Orlando Sentinal, drunk guys do this kind of thing so often that the story is in no way unique. Young men get bits of their personal anatomy stuck in unusual places (pool water outlets, faucets, bits of pipe, doughnut presses, party balloons, plastic animals, automobile exhaust pipes, etc.) every day, as can be verified by spending a few minutes with any paramedic emergency room attendant.
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Post by mh on Oct 11, 2022 16:34:18 GMT -6
so on top of it he broke his damn $300 driver. that's the real tragedy. they should do it to a guy they catch cheating.
"grab him! let's wash his damn balls!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 11, 2022 19:38:17 GMT -6
This story has been making the rounds for over 20 years. I originally posted it at our old board back in the 2000s after seeing it on one of those "News of the Weird" columns. Why would I bother to fact check something that's just goofy and funny? It's not like this is something earth shatteringly important or some Sanchez the golfer is going to come out of the woodwork to sue me for spreading rumors he stuck his junk in a ball-washer. I could actually see something like this happening in Florida, though. if you search 'ball washer sanchez' on google, our ball washer thread ranks third after snopes & urban legends. nice! from urban legends:
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Post by mh on Oct 11, 2022 21:49:12 GMT -6
damn, we're at over 200 guests! is it the ball washer?
Users Online in the Last 24 Hours
1 Staff, 3 Members, 201 Guests.
Babu Baboon, Doctor Quaaantum, Ariana Grande's Armpit
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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Oct 11, 2022 22:19:47 GMT -6
Does this thread have a first page? I'm not seeing any page navigation so it kinda looks like the thread is about my detergent ball tragedy, which actually happened so I am insulted that Adolfo would call me a liar. I would never lie about my balls.
EDIT: Oh yeah. I can see the page navigation on the threadlist. It's just that there's no page navigation from within the thread.
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