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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 2, 2016 23:27:06 GMT -6
I got this letter in the mail with an official judge's seal and everything. I don't even remember entering this contest, but apparently this Awards Notification Commission operating out of Kansas City says I've won 2 million dollars. I just need to mail them a check for an aquisition fee of $12.99. $15.99 if I want to put a rush on it. And hell yeah, I do!
Yeah, it's going to be all Cristal and caviar from now on. Soon, I'll be posting to you from palatial Baboon Manor!
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Post by mh on Sept 3, 2016 14:26:39 GMT -6
just don't blow it all like so many lottery winners do. buy just one maserati, not three! make simple lifestyle changes. like switching from store brand peanut butter to skippy. get yer rain gutters professionally cleaned. and don't tell anybody! all yer old lunk-head college ex-buddies will hound you from dawn till dusk to finance their crazy get rich schemes! buy yer in-laws a car. rub yer wealth in their faces! reminds me of a stephen king interview where he said that before he married his wife his sister-in-law overheard her father telling her mother, "i'll be supporting that 4-eyed sonofabitch for the rest of my life."  king said, "i laugh about that every time i buy him a car!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 3, 2016 15:25:35 GMT -6
Don't worry. I'm going to play it cool. I don't want to blow this opportunity the way I did when I accidently deleted the e-mail from that Nigerian prince who's giving away all that money!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2016 4:57:10 GMT -6
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 5, 2016 7:52:22 GMT -6
You're just jealous that you won't get to lounge around the ce-ment pond!
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Post by lothar on Sept 8, 2016 19:05:11 GMT -6
Have you quit your job? Told your boss to go screw himself!
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 8, 2016 20:39:56 GMT -6
What, are you crazy? I've got to make sure that check for $15.99 I sent them is cashed so I know I'm gonna get my 2 million!
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king said, "i laugh about that every time i buy him a car!" 
