what to have for thanksgiving ?

tonite out of the blue the ol' "ulcer maker" (the mrs) asked me & the kid what we wanted for thanksgiving. of course that kid, she always wants a turkey. she's a bona fide golly turkicanis freak! as ralphy said of his old man in a christmas story. i said, what about a duck! we had duck one year, but nobody liked it that much, but me. i said "how about a suckling pig?"

she goes, you mean a ham? the kid was suddenly excitedly in agreement with the ham. "okay, we'll have ham," old yell-er" (lol!! i just now made that up!)  says, "that'll be good. i'll make it like my grandmas." noooooooooooo!!! that's not what i meant. but i guess it's done. dames. i should've stuck with the turkey! but we go to her mothers' for dinner, then that evening have our own, usually with a few friends and a box of wine. so i'll get a little turkey at least. yall got any interesting thanksgiving ideas? our adventist friends used to do a tofu turkey. or tofurky. it wasn't bad!