Post by Borgnine328 on Dec 28, 2016 20:47:26 GMT -6
Hello all! Dear Sassy Tassels, as I do every New Years Eve, I'm taking ther train into Chicago to experience New Years in a big city. And as always, when the ball drops and everyone is cheerin' an' kissin', I'm gonna pick out a neglected lookin' soccer mom (the one in the bottom middle for example),
and i'm gonna grab her & start in a'smoochin'! And if Ernestine doesn't like it, tough nuggies! New Years is only once a year -- am I right? Am I doin' wrong? And occasionally, if they're extra compliant, I'll pull them into the alley and give them a smooth hand up the skirts! It's all in the spirits of the holidays, right? Surely this is all forthright and aboveboard. Right? New Years is only days away! Help me Sassy Tassels, help me!
and i'm gonna grab her & start in a'smoochin'! And if Ernestine doesn't like it, tough nuggies! New Years is only once a year -- am I right? Am I doin' wrong? And occasionally, if they're extra compliant, I'll pull them into the alley and give them a smooth hand up the skirts! It's all in the spirits of the holidays, right? Surely this is all forthright and aboveboard. Right? New Years is only days away! Help me Sassy Tassels, help me!
