should i snitch ?

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should i snitch ? Jan 7, 2017 20:15:19 GMT -6

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Post by borgnine328 on Jan 7, 2017 20:15:19 GMT -6

Hello sassy tassels. I got me some troubles! My neighbor Ben Affleck, is a good golfin' buddy of mine. And a couple days ago I seen his wife thru my windows, who he is separated with, but who is in counselling with, Jennifer Garner, with a guy i've known for years. Jimmy Durante!

I didn't even know he was still around! There was another girl there too. i think it was penelope ann miller! is she still alive ?

If I tell Ben, he'll be crushed! What I'm gonna do? Help me sassy tassels. help me!!!

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should i snitch ? Jan 7, 2017 23:43:04 GMT -6

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Post by Sassy Tassels on Jan 7, 2017 23:43:04 GMT -6

Dear Borgnine328,

If I were you I'd tell. It's an open secret in Hollywood that Ms. Garner's celebrity crush was the late Mr Durante. No one is more aware of this than MH, and he's been trying to get into her pants for years! So this is probably MH using the separation as an opportunity to disguise himself as Jimmy Durante and make a play for Mrs Affleck!

Either that, or you can give me MH's Durante mask and I'll make sure Ms. Garner is handled with all the .. uh... tenderness and sensitivity she deserves.

mh God "drop trow, and i'll take you to budepest!" Posts: 4,387	should i snitch ? Jul 1, 2022 1:56:35 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mh on Jul 1, 2022 1:56:35 GMT -6 she was married to this guy. compared to him durante is like george clooney
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Post by borgnine328 on Jan 7, 2017 20:15:19 GMT -6

Post by Sassy Tassels on Jan 7, 2017 23:43:04 GMT -6

Post by mh on Jul 1, 2022 1:56:35 GMT -6

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