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Post by Babu Baboon on Mar 7, 2017 6:34:28 GMT -6
They've been showing Star Trek Voyager on Mondays on BBC America Yesterday, they did an episode where some alien object infected 7 of 9 with a virus that made minds of other assimilated borg victims take her over. One of them was a male Klingon who tried to mate with B'elanna Torres!
Surely, the internet being the cesspool it is, some Trekkie perv has written some rule 34 fanfic picking up this gem of a moment and making something beautiful happen! I can't find any, though. If anyone knows of any, help a brother out!
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Post by mh on Mar 7, 2017 12:26:34 GMT -6
yes my prince, as you speak. caution, rated m for mature!
www.fanfiction.net/s/11153587/1/Infinite-Progress
here's another one. caution, PG-13!
www.ralst.com/ForTheFirstTime.HTM
here's a buttload more! including some for other series. honestly, who knew the ST:Voyager people were such horndogs?
www.ralst.com/storiesS-Z.html
reminds me. about a decade ago i got into this corny old show airing on sci-fi, from the people who brought you "space:1999" called ufo. one day i stumbled onto a message bord with some ufo fanfic. cool! i thought. then halfway thru my first adventure, i found myself waist deep in manly gay erotica! i got into a lather and began hurling insults at the bord! it didn't bother them a bit. all the responses i got were on the level of, "oh be nith!" ah, they were just having a good time. so i eventually saw the error in my ways and ended up wishing them well on their mission to turn an odd old sci-fi show into a gay bath-house in space. too bad they didn't focus more on the females crewmembers. there were some hot ones
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Post by Babu Baboon on Mar 7, 2017 19:36:50 GMT -6
They've got that hot purple haired chick and all the stories are about the guys?!! What a waste!
Dang it, that first one is about Paris and B'elanna. I want one where a hornied up, klingon possessed 7 of 9 has her way with B'elanna! Unfortunately, just when it looks like it's about to get interesting, she'd cry, "P'tah!! By the blood of Kahless, where is my barbed, klingon penis?!!"
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Post by mh on Mar 8, 2017 7:21:47 GMT -6
They've got that hot purple haired chick and all the stories are about the guys?!! What a waste!
Dang it, that first one is about Paris and B'elanna. I want one where a hornied up, klingon possessed 7 of 9 has her way with B'elanna! Unfortunately, just when it looks like it's about to get interesting, she'd cry, "P'tah!! By the blood of Kahless, where is my barbed, klingon penis?!!"
there were a lot of saucy women in spandex on that show! i see gurls with purple hair a lot these days, but they're not generally all that cute. let's keep digging, there's got to be a lot more klingon possessed trek porn floating around. we've probably only scratched the surface
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Post by mh on Mar 8, 2017 7:50:08 GMT -6
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Post by mh on Mar 8, 2017 10:26:29 GMT -6
this one involves janeway. weird.
funny, a while back i watched an old horror movie with mary woronov in it (i'll put up a link), and i wondered what had ever happened to her. i used to have sort of a thing for her. them big leggy domineering broads do things to me.  anywhoo, turns out she is an artist now, and she started out with andy warhol -- which i did not know. i read a couple of interviews with her and she mentioned she tried out for the part of janeway.  she worked with 'chakotay' several times before ('eating raul', 'scenes from the class struggle in beverly hills', 'night of the comet' -- i love 'night of the comet') -- and she said that it could've been great because he & her had a lot of chemistry, while he and kate mulgrew had no chemistry whatsoever. i would have to agree with her there. mulgrew didn't have any chemistry with remo williams either! (i love that movie too, but not like 'night of the comet') anyway, if i'd been in charge of paramount, she'd have gotten the damn part! trekkers would have hated her, but screw them. i'd sure prefer her in the voyager based erotica
www.fanfiction.net/s/6906445/3/Equal-Opportunity
('silent night, bloody night'. woronov didn't like it because her character wasn't badass enough. i found it enchanting)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdBdiuU8Rew
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Post by Babu Baboon on Mar 8, 2017 17:43:50 GMT -6
I could see where Chakotay might get a little more fired up over her than the lady from Mrs Columbo. That would be a pretty bold move by Paramount to hire one of the queens of independent film to be a Star Trek Captain. That would be like Warner Bros saying that they're replacing Ben Afflleck with Vincent Gallo for Batman.
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Post by mh on Mar 8, 2017 21:38:33 GMT -6
I could see where Chakotay might get a little more fired up over her than the lady from Mrs Columbo. That would be a pretty bold move by Paramount to hire one of the queens of independent film to be a Star Trek Captain. That would be like Warner Bros saying that they're replacing Ben Afflleck with Vincent Gallo for Batman.
you make an eloquent point baboon. and even if i had been a 50-something paramount executive back in 1995, and did get her in the part, something like this almost certainly would have happened.
and that was during the anita hill/clarence thomas era -- i'd have been crucified! the other sniveling paramount weasels with their comb-overs would have thrown me under the bus!
kate mulgrew was pretty much okay lookin'
but by the time of 'voyager', she had a serious 'granny voice' going! i don't liek it! although, at one point i used to argue that 'voyager' was better than 'st:tng'.  it wasn't, but for a while i sort of believed it. shut up! i was young & stupid! it had some really good episodes though. (what's going on with her underarm there?) anyway, back to mary. 'night of ther comet'! *speroilers!!!* you think she's the bad guy, but she's the good guy
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anywhoo, turns out she is an artist now, and she started out with andy warhol -- which i did not know. i read a couple of interviews with her and she mentioned she tried out for the part of janeway. 
she worked with 'chakotay' several times before ('eating raul', 'scenes from the class struggle in beverly hills', 'night of the comet' -- i love 'night of the comet') -- and she said that it could've been great because he & her had a lot of chemistry, while he and kate mulgrew had no chemistry whatsoever. i would have to agree with her there. mulgrew didn't have any chemistry with remo williams either! (i love that movie too, but not like 'night of the comet') anyway, if i'd been in charge of paramount, she'd have gotten the damn part! trekkers would have hated her, but screw them. i'd sure prefer her in the voyager based erotica 
it wasn't, but for a while i sort of believed it. shut up! i was young & stupid! it had some really good episodes though. (what's going on with her underarm there?) anyway, back to mary. 'night of ther comet'! *speroilers!!!* you think she's the bad guy, but she's the good guy