Post by mh on Mar 24, 2017 0:29:14 GMT -6
help, help, help!!! corporate? not really. okay, without getting too specific, i talked to another company in the same industry i work in, and boy, these guys snapped me up and made me feel pretty! like -- mh -- sh-t!! yer just what we want! being a bit of a whore, i was gobbling it up! so monday i went in their training program. and i'm surrounded by 20-somethings. a guy even asked me how old i was. i said, "don't worry about it!" it's 8 am., and i'm janked up on instant coffee, and for a second i want to kick this kid's ass! this went on for several days. then tonite, i get home and my wife said somebody (she can't remember names) from where i work called and said they want to try and talk me into staying. ha! let the bidding war begin!
i don't like the new place. really. the whole experience was depressing. although if i had to, i could do it. my new (maybe) boss seems cool. and flattered me like crazy. and i'm extremely susceptible to flattery! i thought sh-t, i could work here until i'm dead! but no, they sold me the dream! the money isn't quite what i was told. and the commute is way longer. and really, i hate being around people younger than me -- in large numbers at least. where i'm at now, 2/3 of the staff are my seniors!
now tomorrow, my current job is gonna call again & bla bla bla, mh don't leave us, we love you so much -- everyday you come to work is like a baeutiful summertime draem -- yer gunna maid us cry -- and i'm going say, 'show me the money! show me the money!' but what do i do about these other bastards? i'm suppose to train again tomorrow, but screw it, i'm not showing up! but i need to call & make a clean break. my stomach's in knots, i can't sleep! i don't like disappointing people. and i trained, they have money invested in me! they even paid to fingerprint me! (i don't know why) what i'm gonna do? what i'm gonna do?
