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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 26, 2017 6:40:53 GMT -6
A 52-year old man in Paducah, Kentucky was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.
The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was travelling to a motel on the outskirts of town.
Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new “27-year old” woman who caught his attention.
The photo only showed the woman from her neck down, but the man said he liked her body so he sent her a message to see if she was free later that night. She said she was, and they arranged for a liaison at the motel.
Guests in adjoining rooms called the front desk to report a disturbance at around 8 pm after the woman arrived and found that her client was none other than her husband of the last 19 years.
It emerged that the prostitute was actually the man’s 43-year old wife. She was furious to learn her husband had been hiring sex workers, although he was equally angry to learn his wife had been freelancing as a prostitute. The pair have said to be considering a divorce in the aftermath of the incident.
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Post by mh on Aug 26, 2017 11:23:32 GMT -6
he should just hire her on a full time basis, solving both their problems. she won't get murdered by some weirdo, and he'll have a wife who after 20 yrs of marriage will still have lots of sex with him. win win!
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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 26, 2017 19:32:00 GMT -6
Yeah, if they get divorced, she'll just take all his money anyway. At least this way he'll get something. Plus, apparently, she had a good enough body from the neck down to make him think he was looking at a 27 year old.
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Post by Doc Quantum on Sept 4, 2017 4:44:09 GMT -6
*Obligatory reference to "Escape" by Jimmy Buffett*
"Escape (The Piña Colada Song)"
I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long Like a worn out recording of a favorite song So while she lay there sleepin' I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape
I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad
Yes, I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape
So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady and she said, "oh, it's you." Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew."
That you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape You're the lady I've looked for, come with me and escape
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape
Yes I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 4, 2017 8:27:21 GMT -6
"LOL. I can't believe we had the same idea."
"LOL. I hate you and want a divorce."
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Post by mh on Sept 4, 2017 11:04:48 GMT -6
i never made the connection at all -- you two crazed rupert holmes fanatics! the couple from the song were yuppies. and, "I am into champagne!" should always appear in bold print, with a exclamation point. this other couple's song would be more like
do you like cheap vodka, having sex in exchange for cash? are you not into stabbin', do you have any STDs?
i was shocked to see jimmy buffett credited for 'escape' (pina colada song). I just listened to rupert holmes on a gilbert Gottfried podcast and he never mentioned nothing about jimmy buffet. googling, it turns out the song is credited to jimmy buffet all over the place. but he had nuthin' to do with it -- that fatass wrote margaritaville!
www.songfacts.com/blog/interviews/rupert_holmes_pina_colada_song_/
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Post by Doc Quantum on Sept 4, 2017 14:42:55 GMT -6
i was shocked to see jimmy buffett credited for 'escape' (pina colada song). I just listened to rupert holmes on a gilbert Gottfried podcast and he never mentioned nothing about jimmy buffet. googling, it turns out the song is credited to jimmy buffet all over the place. but he had nuthin' to do with it -- that fatass wrote margaritaville! I am Fake News. Very Fake News.
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