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Post by Borgnine328 on Aug 21, 2018 3:03:43 GMT -6
Lately Borgnine has been goin' thru a spiritial awakening. Tryin' to find himself! And I've been awakened to the healing power of crystals. Who'im kidding?! I just want to bang as many of these new age chicks as possible! Their leading me into the third realm, next thing, I'm wearin' their underpants like a hat! Don't put a crystal on my forehead. Put it where it will do some good. In my pants! And recently, I dabbled in Scientology. Before my $300,000 check bounced, I banged the chick who does the voice of Bart in The Simpsons. Where will it end? Help me sassy tassels, help me!
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Post by Sassy Tassels on Aug 23, 2018 20:43:53 GMT -6
Dear Borgnine328,
Bart Simpson is a freaking Scientoligist? Are you kiddng me?
Don't have a cow man... praise Xenu!
Next, you're going to tell me Stewie Griffin is in that sex cult that Cloe from Smallville was a co-leader of where all the members had to sleep with the guy that founded it. Actually, I could kind of see that happening in an episode of Family Guy.
Hey, there you go. Why chase after these spiritually starved females when you could use your celebrity status and just found your own sex cult. If you've still got that robe you wore in "The Devil's Rain", you'll be all set!
Hope this helps.
Your pal,
Sassy Tassels
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