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Post by mh on Jul 10, 2019 23:06:22 GMT -6
The Monkey Alliance & the Escape Room Debacle!
a strange and crazy about; monkeyhouse mystery. starring the monkey alliance and a host of yer favorite & least loved peripheral characters.
 
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Post by mh on Jul 10, 2019 23:55:32 GMT -6
In the cloak room of famed mall of justice, in justice city, the monkey alliance are having a powwow.
"this place is disgusting!" exclaims babu baboon."
"blame the interns!" says doc quantum. "this is where they confab after their shoe shopping excursions!"
"it's not the wood paneled and austere meeting place we enjoyed at the old monkeyhouse, but we must persevere," continues babu.
"so what brings us here doc?"
"A group of investors has offered us fiddy thousand dollars if we can escape an escape room in nearby magistrate city! fiddy thousand dollars!"
"sounds a little fishy," says mh.
"wait," says babu, "we'll bring super-jesse, and he'll punch a hole thru the wall!"
"if we take this challenge, we can't cheat the or disturb the sanctity of the escape room!," says doc quantum.
"we could blow a wall open with a bazooka!" says mh.
"mh -- are you on crack?!!" cries doc quantum.
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Post by mh on Jul 14, 2019 1:08:01 GMT -6
"listen," says doc quantum, "we'll go to the tee vee room and watch some escape room videos! i've had to transfer them from blu ray to vhs -- the old tee vee in there will only play vhs, no matter how you wire it. it makes no sense. and we can't get rid of the damn thing, it's in our contract!"
"that crazy old tee vee creeps me out," says babu baboon. "sometimes late at night it clicks on & shows old Hawaii 5-0 reruns."
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Post by mh on Jul 14, 2019 1:15:24 GMT -6
"let's check out this one first," says doc quantum. "it's conan o'brian and his producer! surely theses guys will figure the thing out in nothing flat."
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Post by Babu on Aug 5, 2019 10:06:50 GMT -6
"Well, now I'm even more confused," Babu says.
"Hey, Kenny, why don't you look through there and see if you can find the right one since you're our resident savant."
Kenny holds up a tape and says, "I think I done found it! It's even called 'The Room'!"
Before everyone can scream 'No!', it starts to play and everyone is struck dumb.
"I think my brain turned to mush," Doc says.
"We'd better bring the interns," Babu says. "We might be to damaged now to do this on our own."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 31, 2019 15:55:15 GMT -6
"Not to be judgemental, but there's something about the lead investor that I just don't like," Babu Baboon says.
"You say that about all rich guys," MH says. "As a clone of Paul Kirk, I find that offensive."
"My instincts are never wrong," Babu says. "And something's not right here."
"Let's not done jump to conclusions," Kenny says. "I think Buddy and m's hillbilly genius has done already finded us a way out of here."
Sure enough, Buddy hits a place on the wood paneling that reveals a hidden passageway. When they follow the secret tunnel, it appears that they've come back to the same room.
"I knew it!" Babu says. "It's a death trap!"
"I'm scared! Hold me Gil!" Skye says, jumping into his arms.
Gil lets out a startled "eep!" that leaves Steve shaking his head.
Buddy presses another panel and a new tunnel opens. Once again, they seem to end up back in the same room.
"Dammit!" Babu screeches through clenched teeth.
"Hold on," Doc Quantum says. "I've been noticing subtle differences. These are not the same rooms! Lets try again."
Buddy presses a panel and they enter another tunnel. When they arrive at the next identical room, it's not empty.
"Hey, look!" SuperJesse says. "It's our old pals, the Harlem Globetrotters!"
"What the hell are you white boys doing here?" Curly Neal says.
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Post by Shonda on Jan 5, 2024 23:26:08 GMT -6
We would like to thank you again for the lovely ideas you offered Janet when preparing her post-graduate
research and, most importantly, pertaining to providing every one of the ideas in a blog post.
Provided that we had been aware of your web-site a year ago, we may have been rescued from the needless
measures we were having to take. Thanks to you. toys for adults
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Post by mh on Jan 6, 2024 5:31:08 GMT -6
We would like to thank you again for the lovely ideas you offered Janet when preparing her post-graduate research and, most importantly, pertaining to providing every one of the ideas in a blog post. Provided that we had been aware of your web-site a year ago, we may have been rescued from the needless measures we were having to take. Thanks to you. toys for adults
nice chapter! okay, janet is in the escape room now. for the purposes of the story we are renaming her 'joy lipton'! a sex shop co-owner who has been trapped in the escape room for a while. thanks 4 re-invigorating this thread. here we go!
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Post by mh on Jan 6, 2024 16:16:48 GMT -6
steve yells, "my man! give me five ... give me five ..."
but as he tries to slap curly neal five his hand passes right thru.
"holograms!" cries steve.
"i wish they were teddy grahams instead!," says a feminine voice, and a woman steps out of a cabinet.
"i'm running out of edible condoms!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 7, 2024 11:35:21 GMT -6
As the woman steps out, she accidently drops a large canvaas knitting bag. Sex toys spill out. "Whoops!" she laughs. "Never go aanywhere without them. "You never know when the opportunity for 'l'amour' mighr strike."
"Hey, you're done Joy Lipton," Kenny says. "You own the adult novelty shop near the Mall of Jusice."
"Right! AAnd you're Kenny. You're behind on picking up your stack of 'Big'uns', 'Hefty Gals', 'Moo Girls'. and other assorted big girl magazines.. your pull list," she says, emphaasizing the word pull. "Get it... your 'puuull'list."
"We get it," Doc groans.
"So how long have you been here?" Babu asks.
"I couldn't tell you. The adult novelty association was having their annual gathering and I got locked in the cabinet looking for a way out."
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Post by mh on Jan 8, 2024 2:46:33 GMT -6
joy looks at babu. "haven't i seen you in the store before?" she asks.
"no!" exclaims babu. "i don't need any of that stuff."
looking babu up & down lasciviously joy says, "well maybe i need some of THAT stuff!"
she jumps into his arms. "carry me! i feel faint! i been living off cheese samples and chocolate fountains for weeks! i had to eat my own edible panties!"
"oh, that's awful." says babu.
"don't you get it big boy," she says, "that means i'm not wearing panties!" joy exclaims. "you should be hot as five o'clock right now!"
"hey! maybe the globetrotter holograms will give us some clues." says steve.
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Post by mh on Jan 8, 2024 3:06:01 GMT -6
"i should have known the egghead would figure us out!" cackles curly neal, pointing at steve's glasses. the wall opens up into a movie screen, and it begins showing the globetrotter's cartoon intro.
"look close for clues my honky friends!" says the holograph curly neal.
"honky's?" says doc quantum.
approaching babu, curly says, "that's one fine lookin' white woman you got there!"
"hey, she's not ...!" begins babu.
"see something you like baboop?!" she exclaims, suddenly in just a nightgown.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 8, 2024 7:36:19 GMT -6
"playin' around the globe... playing around again," Doc says, repeating the line from the Gole Trotters intro. "Like a globe... like a circle."
"But what does that mean?" Skye asks.
"I think it means we'll eventually end up in the original room," Babu says, catching onto Doc's train of thought. "Maybe the escape route was there all along."
"So we just need to get through all the rooms," MH says, trying a door. "Frickin' thing's stuck!"
"I've got some lube in my bag if that will help," Joy Lipton says.
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