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Post by mh on Jan 2, 2014 12:46:07 GMT -6
ray calls thru the open window. "oh a heads up," he says, "since the poltergeist is contained, you really might wanna consider getting those dead squirrels outta your house." the he leaves, chuckling a little.
"what'd he mean by that, "asks doc quantum. then suddenly all the 'dead' squirrels jump up and begin running around crazily.
"it's a miracle!" yells buddy.
"nah, I guess they weren't dead after all, "replies babu, getting up and walking into the bathroom, "just in a poltergeist induced stupor."
when babu comes out, mr. peabody is attached to his thigh, digging in it's little teeth and kicking it's back legs furiously.
"open the door buddy, "says babu, "peabody hates almost everything, but he really hates squirrels -- i think their big fluffy tails piss him off. hopefully when he spots them, they'll run for their little lives out the door, or i'll have a mess to clean up. look peabody, squirrels! look at those big fluffy tails! you don't have one and they're rubbing it in! get 'em, sic 'em!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 5, 2014 16:37:13 GMT -6
Babu lets go of Mr. Peabody and as soon as he hits the floor, he begins to spin around like the Tasmanian Devil. The tiny tornado begins to move towards the squirrels, driving them towards the door. The squirrels race out the door, followed by Mr. Peabody. Suddenly, there is a horrible squeal and Mr. Peabody trots back in with a sqirrel tale clutched in his jaws.
"Man, that is one messed up hamster," MH says.
Babu goes to the fridge and pulls out a small, bloody hunk of meat and tosses it into Mr. Peabody's cage. The hamster drops the squirrel tale and runs and leaps into his cage. The air is suddenly filled with growls and horrible sounds of rending flesh.
"Well, that should keep him busy for a while," Babu says. "So who wants another beer?"
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Post by mh on Jan 6, 2014 23:41:10 GMT -6
everyone did. and as they finish off the last of the microwave burritos, ike berg exclaims, "this has been the best cable ace awards party ever! I can't wait for next year."
"babu old pal, "says downtown julie brown, "could you maybe let me have that cable ace award for a month? maybe two? i got me some faces to rub it into."
"the way I'm feeling, "replies babu, "sure downtown, go ahead! keep it 'till june!"
"wubba! wubba! wubba!" cries julie.
"but what're you suddenly looking sad for, "asks julie.
"well," I finally won my cable ace, "replies babu, "but what about next year? it's like i've snatched a star from the sky -- and now I got nothing else to shoot for."
"there's always the cable ace lifetime achievement award," mumbles drivaan, momentarily awakening.
"yes!" cries babu.
"i'll get the 'justice city' ballot campaign started tomorrow!" exclaims mh.
suddenly a figure bursts in, and it's madame from 'madame's place'.
"i won everybody!" she screetches. "by one vote! best new comedy series! i'm back on top again, baybee!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 15, 2014 17:30:15 GMT -6
The room goes quiet for a minute. Then all at once, everyone screams at the sight of the ventriloquist dummy, minus the ventriloquist who had been dead for several years, and jumps out a window.
"Gee? Was it something I said?" Madame says. "What's a girl got to do to get a little attention around here?"
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