Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 3, 2022 20:04:21 GMT -6
A young guy walks into a drug store. He says to the cashier, “I’ve been invited to dinner at my girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope there’s a chance I get lucky, if you know what I mean.”
The cashier responds, “I assume you’ll be needing condoms, then?” He gives him a pack.
The guy pays and heads for the door, before he smiles, turns around, and comes back. “You know what, her mom is pretty hot too, I think I’ll take another pack”.
Later in the day, while he’s at the dinner, the guy sits at the table but doesn’t say a word.
The girlfriend’s mother ask him to say grace. He prays, prays, and prays.
After he’s finally done, his girlfriend tells him “I didn’t know you were so religious”.
He replies, “I didn’t know your father worked at the drugstore!”
The cashier responds, “I assume you’ll be needing condoms, then?” He gives him a pack.
The guy pays and heads for the door, before he smiles, turns around, and comes back. “You know what, her mom is pretty hot too, I think I’ll take another pack”.
Later in the day, while he’s at the dinner, the guy sits at the table but doesn’t say a word.
The girlfriend’s mother ask him to say grace. He prays, prays, and prays.
After he’s finally done, his girlfriend tells him “I didn’t know you were so religious”.
He replies, “I didn’t know your father worked at the drugstore!”