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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 28, 2023 23:03:03 GMT -6
As I mentioned earlier, I have become heavily involved with the Hash House Harriers. It's a drinking club with a running problem.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers
As with any situation, drinking heavily can find you waking up in strange beds. I just keep waking up in the same one. Heavy drinking... waking up to the urban noise of jackhammers on pavement at 7am.
So in one of these drunken escapades, I ask this person who's bed I keep landing in, "Does our fearless leader hate me?"
"Yeah."
"Why"?"
"Oh, I think he has a crush on me."
Where I screwed up is.... she has a serious boyfriend. So after the first time, I acted like nothing happened. I tried to confide in leader guy if that was the right way to deal with it... me being out of practice and all and him being friends with her. Now he's acting like a sulky douche and won't even acknowledge my presence.
Rather than being run off, I'm volunteering for more stuff and I'm thinking of inviting her on a group date just to get under his skin.
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Post by mh on Mar 1, 2023 0:03:02 GMT -6
damn baboon! you're having a sh-t-load of fun for a guy who ain't no kid no more! but for future reference, it's not, "What am I gonna do?", it's "what i'm gonna do?!" then repeat it. "what i'm gonna do?!" that conveys the proper tone of confusion & scared-ness you must be feeling. usually i say that while staring into a bathroom mirror at work when i think i'm in trouble. this is a tough one big boy! we might need to pull sassy tassels into this. damn you've messed this up purdy! fearless leader, crushing on this woman your drunk boinking, he's liable to try & pull a pontius pilate on yer big viagra prescribing ass and excommunicate you from the damn group! but i liked your last idea. invite her on a group date! *snort* if you're going to go out anyway, do it big. show him you don't give sh-t. do it classy!
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Post by Babu Baboon on Mar 1, 2023 0:25:39 GMT -6
damn baboon! you're having a sh-t-load of fun for a guy who ain't no kid no more! but for future reference, it's not, "What am I gonna do?", it's "what i'm gonna do?!" then repeat it. "what i'm gonna do?!" that conveys the proper tone of confusion & scared-ness you must be feeling. usually i say that while staring into a bathroom mirror at work when i think i'm in trouble. this is a tough one big boy! we might need to pull sassy tassels into this. damn you've messed this up purdy! fearless leader, crushing on this woman your drunk boinking, he's liable to try & pull a pontius pilate on yer big viagra prescribing ass and excommunicate you from the damn group! but i liked your last idea. invite her on a group date! *snort* if you're going to go out anyway, do it big. show him you don't give sh-t. do it classy!
Unfortunately, she's out of town this weekend, so that fell through. (There's also the issue of the real boyfriend). I volunteered to host our next trail (these are like alcohol easter egg hunts) just to show I ain't going anywhere. |
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Post by mh on Mar 1, 2023 23:48:48 GMT -6
somebody with more monkeying around experience than me (sorry) needs to chime in! anyway, what's the boyfriend like? i hope they ain't pervs and he's hiding in the closet getting his rocks off while filming you drunkedly nailing his girlfriend like a portugese seaman on shore leave! although you'd deserve it!
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Post by Babu Baboon on Mar 4, 2023 7:11:59 GMT -6
somebody with more monkeying around experience than me (sorry) needs to chime in! anyway, what's the boyfriend like? i hope they ain't pervs and he's hiding in the closet getting his rocks off while filming you drunkedly nailing his girlfriend like a portugese seaman on shore leave! although you'd deserve it!
I think she has some daddy issues because she's in her 30s (looks younger) and he looks older. Her ex was an older guy, too. |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Mar 7, 2023 22:15:56 GMT -6
Apparently, she was out of town because she was getting married. I should be happy because I've listened to enough of her drunken ramblings to know she's crazy as a bag of cats and I dodged a bullet, but there's a part of me that's going, "Godammit! I was the side piece?"
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Post by mh on Mar 9, 2023 0:15:28 GMT -6
Apparently, she was out of town because she was getting married. I should be happy because I've listened to enough of her drunken ramblings to know she's crazy as a bag of cats and I dodged a bullet, but there's a part of me that's going, "Godammit! I was the side piece?"
yes you were! you were the side piece! but u were lucky here all the way around. this could have gone bad for you in so many ways. maybe fearless leader will forgive you now. crazy women are fun, but not worth f-cking up the second half of your life for! her husband is gonna end up over fiddy yrs old, chained to a damn money blowing, unfaithful, drunken rambling maniac -- asking hisself, "what did i did to desearve this ?"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Mar 9, 2023 16:08:21 GMT -6
Fearless Leader actually was a lot nicer the last time I saw him. I wonder if he was at the wedding.
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Post by mh on May 2, 2023 23:25:41 GMT -6
dammit baboon, you sack of doo doo. more hash house harriers tales please!
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Post by Babu Baboon on May 7, 2023 14:44:48 GMT -6
Sack of doo-doo?
Well, Fearless Leader is concerned. Once a year, the hashers do a charity run called the Red Dress Run, where we all literally run wearing red dresses. Guys, too. Alabama is about to pass an anti-drag law, so he's afraid we're all going to run and end up getting carried away in paddy wagons! We'll all be sitting in jail with felons while wearing our pretty red dresses.
Oh the humanity!
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Post by Babu Baboon on May 9, 2023 21:27:18 GMT -6
Here's a bunch of haashers in New Orleans a runnin' from the paddy wagons.  |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 4, 2024 16:05:36 GMT -6
Doretha, stop interrupting my tales of drunken debauchery with yer ai nonsense.
Anyhoo, the red dress run is coming up in a month. Do I try to find a dainty frock in a 52 chest or do I be a rebel and wear a kilt?
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Post by mh on Jan 6, 2024 1:46:14 GMT -6
Doretha, stop interrupting my tales of drunken debauchery with yer ai nonsense.
Anyhoo, the red dress run is coming up in a month. Do I try to find a dainty frock in a 52 chest or do I be a rebel and wear a kilt?
noooooo!!! no kilt! that's a sell out. you gots to go full on sissy boy! your not just representing the harriers, you're representing the monkey alliance!
babu walks out of the fitting room. "hey buddy, do you got this in red?"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 7, 2024 8:21:21 GMT -6
Doretha, stop interrupting my tales of drunken debauchery with yer ai nonsense.
Anyhoo, the red dress run is coming up in a month. Do I try to find a dainty frock in a 52 chest or do I be a rebel and wear a kilt? noooooo!!! no kilt! that's a sell out. you gots to go full on sissy boy! your not just representing the harriers, you're representing the monkey alliance!
babu walks out of the fitting room. "hey buddy, do you got this in red?"
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