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Post by Babu Baboon on Jun 25, 2023 8:07:05 GMT -6
A couple of weeks ago, I went to my first big Hash event. It wasa a three day camp out. There were nekked people everywhere. Lots of tiddies. We went on a hike and someone called the cops on us, saying there were nekked people in the woods. Since it was on the border, cops from both counties showed up. I guess that ws the most excitement they'd had in a while and both counties wanted to see the nekked people
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Post by mh on Jun 25, 2023 23:20:29 GMT -6
yikes! seeing tiddies without going to a tiddy bar & paying money during a 3 day drunken bachelor party? were they hippy wannabes who smelled of patchouli and didn't shave under their arms? and i'm guessing the flowering dogwood were not the only bushes u saw. not a landing strip in sight! no hard wood to be had. as to segue, my freind & i went to chilis yesterday! hadn't been to one in a while, it was real nice. i had a secret sauce burger, fries, a blue moon belgian white & a $5 margarita! the servers were sweet, but i couldn't help noticing flat-chested in their loose fitting chilis t-shirts. damn you hooters -- you've runined me for all other servers!
"bill, my eyes are up here."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jun 26, 2023 7:48:58 GMT -6
That's the crazy thing. These girls weren't hippies. Most of them had regular jobs, working for banks and such. They just fly out to events like this to go nuts and probably let off the steam they've built up all year at their jobs. So, luckily, no hairy pits or out of control bushes. When a topless girl is telling you her boring TPS report story from work, you just smile and nod like what she's saying is fascinating.
One day, a bunch of hashers were playing sploosh ball (like kick ball with wet nerf balls. To make it interesting, someone was throwing water balloons. This girl showing hard wood was laying down spread eagle by the side and ends up taking a water balloon right across the base boards. She jumped like someone had tased her.
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Post by mh on Jun 28, 2023 0:56:16 GMT -6
That's the crazy thing. These girls weren't hippies. Most of them had regular jobs, working for banks and such. They just fly out to events like this to go nuts and probably let off the steam they've built up all year at their jobs. So, luckily, no hairy pits or out of control bushes. When a topless girl is telling you her boring TPS report story from work, you just smile and nod like what she's saying is fascinating.
One day, a bunch of hashers were playing sploosh ball (like kick ball with wet nerf balls. To make it interesting, someone was throwing water balloons. This girl showing hard wood was laying down spread eagle by the side and ends up taking a water balloon right across the base boards. She jumped like someone had tased her. dammit baboon, you could've taken out yer phone & filmed it. we can't see inside your brain! did she squeal & jump up & down? and pout by poking her bottom lip out?
"hillary, my eyes are up here."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jun 29, 2023 8:07:08 GMT -6
She did kind of squeal and squawk. I couldn't get a pic, though. There's kind of a no pictures rule at these events. People don't want this stuff coming back on them. Like, say if that girl decided she was going to run for state representative in a few years, she wouldn't want a picture of her getting tagged in the cooch with a water balloon turning up on twitter. It would be bigger than AOC's sexy dancing video.
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Post by mh on Jun 30, 2023 23:41:28 GMT -6
She did kind of squeal and squawk. I couldn't get a pic, though. There's kind of a no pictures rule at these events. People don't want this stuff coming back on them. Like, say if that girl decided she was going to run for state representative in a few years, she wouldn't want a picture of her getting tagged in the cooch with a water balloon turning up on twitter. It would be bigger than AOC's sexy dancing video.
yeah. 30 yrs from now she might be a candidate for supreme court justice! ted cruz asks her, "do you support the 2nd amendment? can you explain what a woman is? have you ever been water ballooned in the poon at an outdoor event?"
girl: "oh sh-t."
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Post by Doc Quantum on Jul 2, 2023 18:10:19 GMT -6
I’m living vicariously through you, Babu.
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Post by mh on Jul 2, 2023 23:55:25 GMT -6
I’m living vicariously through you, Babu.
yeah. you me and our (currently) 78 guests! watch those guest numbers climb as the tales of babu and his rag-tag band of hiking inebriates become more & more debauched! we may have to monetize this sh-t.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jul 3, 2023 20:33:27 GMT -6
I haave a hasher pool party to go to tomorrow, but it probably won't be as debauched. It's when the different groups get together that the really craazy stuff goes down.
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Post by Ariana Grande's Armpit on Jul 20, 2023 18:27:36 GMT -6
How crazy are we talking. Are stripper magicians involved?
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Post by mh on Jul 23, 2023 6:31:42 GMT -6
How crazy are we talking. Are stripper magicians involved?
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jul 23, 2023 14:40:08 GMT -6
We didn't have aany stripper magicians, but there were a lot of girls in pasties.
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