Post by mh on Nov 7, 2023 0:15:07 GMT -6
dear sassy tassels, i've been noticing a strange phenomenon at work. young people are disappearing into the bathrooms for long periods of time. then it occurred to me, the must be asittin' on the toilet! these young twenty-somethings have taken up my old favorite pastime. i almost cried happy tears. then one day somebody asked me, have you seen vincent? immediately i went to the lue, tried the door, and it flung open. vinnie was sitting on the old crapper, staring intently into his phone! dammit! these little bastards are prostituting sittin' on the toilet for social media breaks! stealing valuable sittin' on the toilet time from serious sittin' on the toilet devotees. how do i put a stop to this blaspheme? help me sassy tassels, help me!
