poor babu baboon

Post by Sassy Tassels, MD on Apr 18, 2024 8:06:21 GMT -6

Borgnine, you sweet naive so-and-so, Baabu hasn't had lustrous locks like Vince McMahon in years. He's getting attacked by the ladies because of his resemblance to disgraced toy icon ,Wooly Willy.



If you've been keeping up with the rumblings in the Toy Times, you know Willy has been me-tooed into oblivion by the likes of Polly Pocket and Strawberry Shortcake, both who accuse him of getting "handsy".  His defense has been, "I don't even have any damn hands!" But it doesn't seem to hold up in the era of 'believe all women'. It's gotten even worse since Vampirina of Monster High has joined in with her own allegations. 

So poor Willy is being brought down the same way Stretch Armstrong and Mr. Potatohead were. Baabu had better keep his head down for the time being.