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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Sept 16, 2024 8:31:42 GMT -6
I have decades of playing Need for Speed games, so I know that the Porsche is the better car. But this woman makes a good case for buying a Range Rover instead. "Here's your keys." is all I want to hear from the guy trying to sell me a car. Who the fuck wants to waste hours being fellated by car salesmen?
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 16, 2024 19:09:07 GMT -6
You don't buy the Porsche to be fellated by salesmen. You buy it to be fellated by random women riding in your passenger seat.
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Post by mh on Sept 16, 2024 20:51:41 GMT -6
You don't buy the Porsche to be fellated by salesmen. You buy it to be fellated by random women riding in your passenger seat. i'd only buy it from freddie bisco. he's known coast to coast like butter and toast! i'll take a gift bag but no fellatio freddie
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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Sept 17, 2024 22:05:10 GMT -6
Why does Al Pacino have the scent of a woman? Is he LGBTQ now as well?
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Post by mh on Sept 18, 2024 18:50:18 GMT -6
Why does Al Pacino have the scent of a woman? Is he LGBTQ now as well?
scary. i know robert deniro smells like crazy! and since his youth has exclusively dated black women. which makes this snl sketch kind of funny
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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Sept 18, 2024 19:11:41 GMT -6
he went black and has never gone back
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 19, 2024 9:11:20 GMT -6
"I need a million dollars. I still got 4 payments left on this coat!" lol
De Niro has definitely gone off the deep end the last few years. It's kind of sad to see a respected actor like him making an ass of hmself.
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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Sept 20, 2024 6:30:31 GMT -6
You don't buy the Porsche to be fellated by salesmen. You buy it to be fellated by random women riding in your passenger seat.
IIRC, if one wants to be fellated by random women riding in the passenger's seat, you need to be a long distance trucker. Except, replace "women" with "bearded dudes."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 20, 2024 7:24:41 GMT -6
You don't buy the Porsche to be fellated by salesmen. You buy it to be fellated by random women riding in your passenger seat. IIRC, if one wants to be fellated by random women riding in the passenger's seat, you need to be a long distance trucker. Except, replace "women" with "bearded dudes."
Truckers don't just have to rely on bearded dudes. There are ladies working the truck stops they call lot lizards.  |
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Post by mh on Sept 20, 2024 21:56:33 GMT -6
You don't buy the Porsche to be fellated by salesmen. You buy it to be fellated by random women riding in your passenger seat.
IIRC, if one wants to be fellated by random women riding in the passenger's seat, you need to be a long distance trucker. Except, replace "women" with "bearded dudes."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 21, 2024 6:21:21 GMT -6
Never thought I'd see George Carlin doing that!
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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Sept 21, 2024 19:20:35 GMT -6
And in the next scene, Jay misunderstood the unwritten book of the road and tried to eat out Carrie Fisher's hairy bush.
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