P. Diddy named himself after the Donkey Kong character

The last thing Nintendo wants is for their kid-friendly character to be associated with accusations of pedophilia. They should change Diddy Kong's name to something else - like Polanski Kong or Prince Andrew Kong (to signify royalty among the other apes). Or heck, maybe they can set the next Donkey Kong game in space so they can change the character's name to Spacey Kong.