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Post by mh on Jan 19, 2014 1:21:21 GMT -6
A guy walks into a bar at the top floor of large skyscraper and asks for a strong one. He drinks up and asks for another one. After quite a lot of drinks he walks over to a table where there are two men sitting, talking and drinking. "I'll bet you guys 5000 bucks I can jump out that window and land safely on street below!"
The two men look at each other then agree to accept the bet. So the drunk walks to the window and jumps out. The two men can hardly believe their own eyes when they see him land safely on the street and again enter the building. "How'd you do it?!" they ask in amazement when he enters the bar again.
"Well, you see." the drunk replies. "There is this ventilation shaft straight below this window, and the stream of air is so strong, it slows you down enough to land safely on the grid. Why don't you try it yourselves?"
So, both the men hurry to the window and jump out, facing certain death as they hit the street at high speed.
At this point, the bartender walks up to the drunk and says: "Superman, you're a real dick when you're drunk."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 20, 2014 12:44:49 GMT -6
lol. I've heard a variation on this one before but it never gets old.
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Post by Doc Quantum on Jan 23, 2014 9:40:48 GMT -6
All I want to know is: did the drunk get paid his $5,000 dollars?
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 23, 2014 18:03:15 GMT -6
Only if he got it from their widows.
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Post by mh on Jan 23, 2014 23:00:40 GMT -6
unless the bartender was holding the money. anyway, superman should give that money to their widows to pay for their damned closed casket funerals. doc was right, superman IS a terrorist
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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Feb 13, 2014 17:34:29 GMT -6
Based on Superman Returns, Superman's gonna need all that money to pay for child support.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 14, 2014 18:43:45 GMT -6
Yeah, at least five years of back child support.
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