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Post by mh on Oct 12, 2013 8:46:49 GMT -6
MY SPRING TIME DREAM THAT SCARED ME -- Jesse Nitschke, 15:31:53 04/12/02 Fri
Archived By Jesse Nitschke
MY SPRING TIME DREAM THAT SCARED ME
IP: 172.165.204.201
Posted on April 12, 2002 at 01:16:41 PM by Jason Hallen
I had a spring time summertime dream that I went to school and when i got to class; I was friggin naked and the teacher pointed his finger at me laughing with delight and so was everyone else I kept yelling shut up leave me alone then I layed on the hallway floor saying shaadup twice
Then i woke up yelling ahhh gasping
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Post by mh on Oct 12, 2013 8:57:48 GMT -6
(and the hits just keep on coming!)
Annyomis Summertime Dream -- Jesse Nitschke, 20:56:59 02/28/02 Thu
Archived By Jesse Nitschke
Author:Jesse Nitschke (199.44.53.3)
Your Summertime Dream:Annyomis Summertime Dream
Wed, Jul 25 2001 at 11:16 pm
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last night the summertime dream I had I was visting my granny and was having memories and so and so and so and so I was out on the mini field also then I saw a big flash and it appeared sending me somewhere I was in summertime dream land again I was rubing some blonde hair ladys feet I didnt see her face just the short dress and feet I was kissing her feet to I think it was that Young And The Restless Character Christine whos feet i was rubing do you think my beatuiful summertime dream would come true ?
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Post by mh on Oct 12, 2013 9:04:21 GMT -6
(that was one bawdy summe-time tale, i'll tell you! this next one is halloween spooky -- hold onto something!)
My Half Nightmare/Day Dream Summertime Dream -- Jesse Nitschke, 20:33:10 02/28/02 Thu
Archived By Jesse Nitschke
Author:Jesse Nitschke (64.12.103.196)
Your Summertime Dream:My Half Nightmare/Day Dream Summertime Dream
Fri, Jun 22 2001 at 11:56 pm
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the other morning I had a summertime dream that i was in panama city and their was this new vault house and a gorga warrior has gotten everybody on his evil spell to go inside his vault house to turn evil agaisnt each other friends punches friends so thats what I did I was on the spell to me and my summertime dream friends we walked upstairs we walked on a mini bridge the house you can tell by the bottom it looked like a giant truck we went upstairs me joe my 2 summertime dream friends (whatever the hell their names are) then we was upstairs and we felt a draft hit us all of a sudden my summertime dream friends turned into enemys on a evil gorga spell joe was also on the spell so was my 2 summertime dream friends gorga turned us into beasts fighting each other me and 1 of my summertime dream friends were foughting I got clashed by him twice and i clashed him back twice but joe did lost the fight
one of my summertime dream friends killed joe but then we was off the beast spell all of a sudden we was downstairs outside sitting for 20 minutes then gorga got me and my 2 summertime dream friends to walk back inside to fought again we was on that evil gorga beast spell again foughting each other it was now 2 agaisnt 1 but i did got clashed twice and i clashed back at them 1 of them i killed the one who killed joe then we was back downstairs off the spell so it was only me and my 1 remaining summertime dream friend
gorga had somebody working for him some half human half alien person then we was back upstairs on the evil spell again clashing each other again and gorgas helper was watching us and guess what I won the clash fight my other summertime dream was killed but then somehow i was off the spell upstairs and gorgas helper was saying now you done a good job but you are now my prisoner ha ha ha ha ha i started to run I yelled you bastard you made me kill my friends gorgas helper said yer next to I was downstairs somehow a gun just appeared in my hand from thin air it was a pistol gorgas helper was in front of me I then shot gorgas helper twice i just kept shooting him with that gun blood was coming out of him he was dead then somehow
I started to yell As The World Turns character craig mcgomertys name out I said mcgomerty 3 times then Hunt Block who played the character showed up he used to played on Guiding Light as Ben Warren untill he left the show November 1999 he was killed off but hes on as the world turns now somehow i decided to hug hunt saying thank you Im so glad to see you then jerry von dorn off from guiding light showed up he said gorgas gone he just dissapeared jesse and hunt said its okay jesse its over now we will make sure itll be over you will be saved then i started to cry and i said thank you and we cant let gorga come back no more we got to bomb this play down jerry did said when gorga dissapeared he dissapeared not dissapeared but he got terimated by the hunt block x 03 forumla then i smiled and said finally its all over (in my summertime dream the lou reed song sweet jane was playing at the end of my summertime dream which made a happy ending summertime dream
do you think half of my beautuiful summertime dream would come true ?
*sobs**
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 12, 2013 12:48:30 GMT -6
Good thing you specified this was Jesse. The insurance guys were coming by with a cup for you to pee in.
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Post by mh on Oct 12, 2013 13:14:18 GMT -6
Good thing you specified this was Jesse. The insurance guys were coming by with a cup for you to pee in.
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Post by mh on Oct 12, 2013 14:14:13 GMT -6
(as much as jesse's last summertime dream had you quaking with fright, this one will have you convulsing with laughter! omg!!!!)
Nutty Nitschkes Summertime Dream -- Jesse Nitschke, 15:11:23 08/09/01 Thu
Author: Jesse Nitschke
Your Summertime Dream: Nutty Nitschke Summertime Dream
Sun Apr 22, 2001 6:33 pm
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I had a summertime dream that i was in a movie called The Nutty Nitschke Summertime Dream Perfessior Movie and the cast was
Jesse Nitschke as Sherman Plump/Daddy Plump/Grandma Plump/Momma Plump/Brother Pump/Little Brother Pump
Jeffery Batt as Muddy Love
Stevie Nicks as Denise
and while i was in the summertime dream as sherman plump i had a summertime dream that i was having a metrorite summertime dream i was on the metrorite with my crew getting ready to blow the metrorite up so it wont hit earth so after i plant the bomb on their i went back in the space shuttle then the kennedy space shuttle programmer/huston back on earth saying destroy that dump and get the hell outta there then i said uh huston we got a big ass problem huston respond addtive it now plump then my jedi dad appeared saying sherman i am your father use your force sherman use it i said of course so i did i floated up fast to the detion button while farting then my jedi father said while coughing uh yes sherman the force is strong back in earth huston said what the hell was that noise then i farted again in a music version then my jedi father said damn sherman looks like something crawled in here and died then huston said sherman get to the button right now and blow that sucker to pieces then the other kennedy crew said wait he didnt plant those bombs on the metrorite other said then where did he plant them then i hit the detion button saying goodbye mister metrorite ha ha then i said hey wait a minute did i blowed up the wrong oh shit i landed the bombs on the moon i thought it was the metrorite so the moon explodeds
i said god damn i just blewed up the wrong one oh damn i suck im in idiot well i dont need to worry i bet the metrorite will just make a splash in the ocean or not damn that dont look right at all
then earth explodeds to pieces
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Post by mh on Oct 12, 2013 14:16:22 GMT -6
(who wants a little drinkie? can i get you some baileys?)
Summertime Dream Beverages -- Jesse Nitschke, 04:49:01 08/11/01 Sat
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Author: Jesse Nitschke
Your Summertime Dream: Summertime Dream Beverages part 1
Fri May 4, 2001 6:22 pm
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Jesses Summertime Dream Nachos And Cheese Sauce
Summertime Dream Sandwichs Turkey Mustard
Summertime Dream Energey Power Bars Choclate French Vanllia Peanut Butter Choclate Sensation
Summertime Energey Shakes Choclate French Vannlia Peanut Butter Smoothie Choclate Sensation and more
Summertime Dream Soda Varaity
Cola
Double Cola
Rootbeer
Rootbeer II
Orange Rush
Dr Nitschke
Summertime N Lemon Tea
Orange Sensation
Tab II
Killer Spree 1
Summertime Dreamy Grape
Grape Sensation
Cola Sensation
Rootbeer Senastion
items of summertime dream to be heard next week
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 12, 2013 16:17:12 GMT -6
Jesse sure knows his comedy and soft drinks
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2013 19:31:38 GMT -6
The five greatest words to ever end a summertime dream.
"then earth explodeds to pieces"
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Post by mh on Oct 12, 2013 20:46:25 GMT -6
The five greatest words to ever end a summertime dream. "then earth explodeds to pieces" yeah, wow. makes you think!!! stephen hawking could not have said it any better |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 15, 2013 16:15:53 GMT -6
Talk about ending with a bang!
....... sorry
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