Post by mh on Feb 25, 2014 9:36:24 GMT -6
You say “A sea dog walks into a bar wi' a ship's steering-wheel attached t' th' fore o' his britches. Th' bartender says, "Ye know ye got a ship's steerin' wheel stuck t' th' fore o' yer britches?"”
You say “"Arrr, 'tis drivin' me nuts."”
i like "attached t' th' fore o' his britches" 
(original)
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering-wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender says, "You know you got a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of your pants?" The pirate says, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts."
