Post by Babu Baboon on Apr 9, 2014 14:04:09 GMT -6
There was an old man and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes." says the old man.
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her."
So the old man goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replies the old man. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food,'' says the manager.
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have," says the manager. "Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have," says the manager. "Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey,'' says the old man
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey,'' exclaims the manager.
''It was there. You should have!''
"Anywhere I go, she goes." says the old man.
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her."
So the old man goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replies the old man. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food,'' says the manager.
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have," says the manager. "Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have," says the manager. "Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey,'' says the old man
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey,'' exclaims the manager.
''It was there. You should have!''