Post by Babu Baboon on Apr 29, 2014 17:22:17 GMT -6
Doc, says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on Earth for?" the doctor says
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time," says Steve. "If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor."
"OK, but it's against my better judgment," says the doctor
Steve has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Yeah," says the patient, "I finally decided I'd like to be circumcised."
Steve's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!"
"What on Earth for?" the doctor says
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time," says Steve. "If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor."
"OK, but it's against my better judgment," says the doctor
Steve has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Yeah," says the patient, "I finally decided I'd like to be circumcised."
Steve's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!"
