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Post by mh on Jun 30, 2014 18:09:03 GMT -6
i had a summertime dream i was running on this trail, and suddenly a trap went off & slung me off my feet & into the air where i was hanging upside down. it turned out a bunch of doctors was abducting people and vastly improving them. i woke up in this hospital and they was sucking the fat outta my gut with a machine and giving me cheek and pec implants. then they shot me full of steroids and put me on an automatic nordic track for about 72 hrs. i passed out screaming with pain, but when i woke up on the grass near the running trail, i was a damn Adonis! i looked like justin beibers daddy! happy as i was, i was mostly glad they hadn't turned me into a human centipede. the only downside, someone had wrote 'bitch!' on my forehead. do yall think my beautiful summertime dream will come true ?
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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Jul 1, 2014 18:03:36 GMT -6
Put your arms around the first blonde woman you come across and you've got yourself a romance novel cover.
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Post by mh on Jul 1, 2014 21:51:03 GMT -6
yall remember fabio ? he was a romance novel hero come to life !
okay, since you commented, you gotta write yer own summertime dream now. just start with "i had a summertime dream .." and end with, "do yall think my beautiful summertime dream will come true ?" it's easy! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2014 16:48:54 GMT -6
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Post by mh on Jul 4, 2014 21:39:09 GMT -6
and why do the guys look happier than the ladies ? the hillbilly guy in the hat looks like he's in ecstasy!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2014 22:55:20 GMT -6
Wouldn't you be happy? He's dreamy! Uh....
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Post by mh on Jul 5, 2014 0:10:40 GMT -6
he is dreamy! i'll give him that. i enjoy them all, but that hillbilly guy pitcher is good on lots of levels. the old lady overcome with excitement, the asian guy in the glasses filming it with his phone. the heavy lady wondering if fabio might go rent a john deere front loader and pick her up too
i gotta start going to more stores
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2014 2:51:14 GMT -6
Wear something whispy.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jul 7, 2014 9:35:40 GMT -6
With that last guy, he must have been like, "Finally, someone who doesn't expect me to pick them up!"
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