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Post by mh on Apr 2, 2016 23:25:15 GMT -6
"dammit! those are my old cougars!" says mh.
"listen, "says baboon, "the doctors said you were hours away from liquefying! no more ebola joe dammit! nasa wants to stick a mannequin in there and shoot ebola joe off to mars. and they'll tell the american public that fighting ebola has given ebolla joe the ability to survive the temperatures and air of mars, making martian colonization possible! thus re-booting the space program. ebola joe will become a legend!"
"so what the moon shot was fake?"
"well of course," repies babu. "even we can't get past the van allen radiation belt. you know that! you must be really out of it."
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Post by mh on Apr 2, 2016 23:52:26 GMT -6
"i remember now, "says mh. "btw, what happened to sassy tassels?"
"we've gained excusive rights to his advice column!" says babu. "he's white hot right now. the sponsors are coming at us right & left with buckets of money! and he's great for our members, interns and assorted hangers on. our people are -- how should i say? a bit screwed up. tassels has steve & gil practically acting like humans!"
"thanks babu," says mh. "thanks for everything. how can i repay you for stopping me from liquefying?"
"you know what i want." says babu."i have to let go of ebola joe!"
"okay fine," says mh with a sigh. and he pushes the intercom button again and rasps in a radiated spock voice, "babu, you have been and always will be, ebola joe's freind." and he does a live long and prosper hand signal against the bubble, which babu returns.
then silently babu goes out into the hall, where assorted members and interns are waiting.
"how is he?" exclaims skye, as everyone looks on, still in the contagion lass outfit.
"of all the souls i have encountered in my travels," says babu, "ebola joe's was the most ... human!! oh, and mh wants some tootie rolls. lots of tootsie rolls. and chattanooga chews! and some movies. the beastmaster, barbarian queen, and and any shannon tweed movies from the 90's.
and where's buddy? i want to borrow that suit! i need it -- the mrs. and i are going to cancun for the weekend!"
THE END
stay tuned for 'mister sassy tassels, at earth's core'!
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