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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 16, 2014 19:25:54 GMT -6
An older, balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’ At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said.
The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check.
I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’
‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 18, 2014 13:44:03 GMT -6
bumped
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Post by mh on Oct 18, 2014 14:50:26 GMT -6
That joke reminded me of something! i buy lots of damn watches from ebay & estate sales and whatnot that i keep or resell, and i go to 'big lots', this cheap dept. store to get batteries put in the quartz watches. they do it for $3.98! anyway, a while back this girl who does my batteries a lot told me an old man came in with a woman a day or two before, and he told her he was 92 and the woman was probably in her 40's and pretty good looking. it was his girlfriend and he was buying her a piece of jewelry. she said the woman was nagging him, saying, "you should get rid of that old watch & buy something new." it was an old rolex. she said, i told her, "mam, that watch is probably worth more than every watch we have in this store put together." i hope that guy had a great weekend!
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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Nov 11, 2014 18:57:18 GMT -6
rolex rhymes with sex!
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Post by mh on Nov 11, 2014 22:00:19 GMT -6
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