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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 19, 2015 12:42:52 GMT -6
I became the father of a teenager today! Baboon Girl turned 13!
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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Jan 19, 2015 18:39:59 GMT -6
Congratulations Babu! Time to stock up on Advil.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 19, 2015 18:56:44 GMT -6
time to take shooting lessons. The boys are already sniffing around.
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Post by mh on Jan 19, 2015 22:51:01 GMT -6
congrats baboon!!! they're already sniffing around? dammit! i got 3 years to prepare. i'm going to start pumping iron, and get some steroids -- out of cambodia or someplace. i'm gonna make myself look like the scary old scarred up army guy from avatar
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 20, 2015 15:51:45 GMT -6
Unfortunately, while petite, Baboon Girl bloomed early and the boys have noticed.
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Post by Thai Ladyboy on Jan 20, 2015 16:43:54 GMT -6
Just tell us if there's a young lad that's overstepping his bounds. Me and MH are going to go there wearing tracksuits and shades. We gon' bust some kneecaps.
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Post by mh on Jan 20, 2015 20:59:12 GMT -6
Just tell us if there's a young lad that's overstepping his bounds. Me and MH are going to go there wearing tracksuits and shades. We gon' bust some kneecaps.
yes, time to go on a redneck rampage! their little 14 y.o. kneecaps will bust very easily i'm guessing. then we can change our names and travel to latin america for a while. then from there on to some cruise ships drerssed as old ladies. i'm down! it'll do me good to get away for a while i'll tell you
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2015 1:32:59 GMT -6
Quadruple the dad jokes!
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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 7, 2015 9:27:52 GMT -6
My wife has planned this huge Mardi Gras themed party for her with a DJ, tons of pizza, king cAkes, etc. She passed out like a hundred invites!
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Post by mh on Feb 7, 2015 12:14:48 GMT -6
My wife has planned this huge Mardi Gras themed party for her with a DJ, tons of pizza, king cAkes, etc. She passed out like a hundred invites!
ahhhhhh!!!!! baboon, what a horrible thing to befall you, my prince of a blue boy. i'll bet yer just standing there looking at yerself in the bathroom mirror saying, "what im gunna do? what i'm gonna do?" over & over. tell me when it is and i'll phone in a bomb threat
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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 7, 2015 16:31:48 GMT -6
I think they'd both kill me if I did that! I'm roping HisHighness into helping me chaperone, so I'll have back-up.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 14, 2015 8:36:24 GMT -6
Today's the big day of Baboon Girl's party, so we've got to decorate the room Mardis Gras style, pick up the balloons, get her hair done so she looks like Elsa from frozen since it's a costume party, set up the tubs and ice down the drinks, pick up 30 pizzas and two king cakes, be there when the DJ sets up, then chaperone between 40 to 50 hormonal tweens.
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Post by mh on Feb 14, 2015 14:41:02 GMT -6
Today's the big day of Baboon Girl's party, so we've got to decorate the room Mardis Gras style, pick up the balloons, get her hair done so she looks like Elsa from frozen since it's a costume party, set up the tubs and ice down the drinks, pick up 30 pizzas and two king cakes, be there when the DJ sets up, then chaperone between 40 to 50 hormonal tweens.
too bad you don't live out here. we're laboring under a -2 deep freeze that would allow you to say, "we have to postpone this till april honey -- it's too blinkin' cold!" it's like a procrastinators paradise
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Post by lothar on Feb 14, 2015 17:48:32 GMT -6
Baboon,tell the boys when they take your daughter out on a date whatever they do to her you will do to them twice as hard!
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Post by mh on Feb 14, 2015 20:42:08 GMT -6
well lothar, I don't know if you have a daughter or not, but i suspect they'll only respond to one thing. fear of horrible death. i got a a few years, so i got time to pound down protein supplements, and shred myself
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