kelton's dark corner

sadly, paul marco, ones described as a guy who could MILK his fifteen minutes (of fame) like a dairy farmer on crack, passed away during the 2nd episode. not to be dissuaded, vasily shumov had kelton transformed into keltonova! explaining all of kelton's previous paranormal encounters had given him occult powers. 'Keltonova' was played by professional body double shelley michelle, who mostly doubled for julia roberts.

"Life's tough in the big city." So goes the old saying. But life just got a whole lot tougher for Kelton the cop. At an age when most police would gladly accept retirement, Paul Kelton has taken the road less traveled. In the Ed Wood films Bride of the Monster, Plan 9 from Outer Space and Night of the Ghouls, Kelton the Cop as a young man was forced to face his fears, constantly being called upon to go one-on-one with supernatural entities such as "spooks, ghouls and zombies" with little more than a gun and a badge.

All of this has come at great cost.

Like some kind of a human sponge, Kelton has drawn forth and absorbed some of those energies unto himself.

With survival mode now amped up into overdrive, the once cheerful, yet dedicated cop has evolved, due to constant contact with adversarial forces, into a mirror image of those he vowed to fight. Now, the ones whom he once had cause to fear have had the tables turned on them, sending them scrambling like ants from an upturned rock.

An attempt to kidnap and, at least temporarily, take Kelton off the streets has gone seriously awry. Being bound in the locked trunk of a car caused the ectoplasm inside the seasoned old cop to come to critical mass. Freed from the confines of the car trunk, Kelton slowly but surely transforms, like an unnatural butterfly, into the sexy zombie policewoman Keltonova.

Kelton/Keltonova, seeking greener pastures, find their land of opportunity in the mountains of Appalachia. Seeking to unleash their creative energies by using all the street smarts accumulated over decades of dealing with the underworld, Ke/Ke as an entrepreneurial kingmaker now comes into his/her own, a fast and furious force to be reckoned with.

some of the pichurs of keltonova in the trailer make my pants tight. the director says he has more 'kelton' footage and is considering doing one more! paul marco is the first cyber star! playing a character after being dead almost 10 years 

Jun 27, 2015 22:38:18 GMT -6 Babu Baboon said:

I bet that old guy never thought he'd be playing that character again.

I remember seeing the girl who played Keltonova in Playboy years ago.

prior to this, his last film or tv credit had been in 1965, 44 years before! but he appeared in some documentaries and in sci-fi and ed wood conventions. i think the "plan 9" people made decent money just doing conventions. i actually saw him in the 90's on tv doing some interviews about ed wood. he was 78 when he was filming the last "dark corner". and according to the director, they had a car picking him up and when they found him he had died wearing his cop suit! but the director said he was on the ball during filming and the new film technology didn't seem to bother him. and he mentioned he is getting compared to ed wood, who had leftover bela lugosi footage for 'plan 9'. and now he has leftover kelton footage!

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