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Post by borgnine_23 on Sept 4, 2015 22:32:44 GMT -6
dear sassy tassles,
i'm recently hitched again for the 7th time -- i think -- and i find i'm havin' some troubles with my lovemakin'! What am I doing wrong? Here you see me throwin' ernestine the ol' quicky by the limo!!!
But she ain't gettin' her rocks off like she ought'a! What am i doin' wrong? Not enough borgnine foreplay?
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Post by mh on Sept 19, 2015 23:41:54 GMT -6
borgnine_23, sassy tassles in indisposed i gather. probably getting a delousing, so i'm forced to employ my meager set of problem solving skills!! the only way i see out of yer dilemma is lots of vodka and lots of blue pills! at least 3 times the approved dosage. and make with the sexy! take a lesson from right said fred. show her the goods! give her a little dog and pony show! she'll thank you for it. with lots of hard pumpin' i'll wager!!!
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Post by Sassy Tassels on Sept 20, 2015 13:56:27 GMT -6
Dear Borgnine_23,
Sorry it's taken so long to respond. Like MH said, I've been away. For health reasons, I like to have myself re-stuffed ever few years. I feel positively factory-fresh, I tell you.
Anyhoo... if you really want to help get the missus in the mood, do what I do. When I'm looking to get my gal in the mood for some happy time, there's nothing like a good grooming. Show you care by really digging your claws in there and get all those pesky lice out of her fur. Her heart will be a flutter and she'll shriek like a mandrill. Works for me every time. Of course, I am dating a mandrill right now and you're human, so your mileage may vary.
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