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Post by mh on Oct 30, 2015 20:29:17 GMT -6
burt Reynolds, space bounty hunter : part 1
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Post by mh on Oct 30, 2015 21:47:26 GMT -6
in the year of 1989, burt reynolds swept the oscars with 'blade runner 2', which he wrote, produced, starred in, and directed. winning best actor, best director, best picture, best screenplay, best original screenplay, best set design, and every major prize offered that year. just as he had in the golden globes.
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"damn burt," says harrison ford at swify lazar's annual oscar party, "you rule!" eating a mellon ball. "your character burt deckard, rick deckard's brother, former cia operative who lives on a houseboat, was genius! i'm so glad i did that cameo. and you're series of malone movies -- you're up to what, nine now?"
"actually, "malone 10: what'd the hell did you say to me?" comes out next month." says burt. "malone has been good to me. "he's up there with superman and james bond. malone 3 buried 'the bourne identity' at the box office. what was that crap anyway? bourne didn't own a mustang, a camero, a trans-am -- and he didn't even live on a house boat! I ask you? what the hell is that about?"
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Post by mh on Oct 30, 2015 22:17:57 GMT -6
sharon stone comes over, the female lead in 'blade runner 2', glowing with excitement because she had won a best supporting actress oscar as replacant zhora 2.0, and says, "burt! i overheard you. you should do another 'nut-cracker mcGee' movie! when i was a girl i loved you as 'nut-cracker mcGee!"
"no!!!" cries burt. "after that, for years i was type-cast as 'nut-cracker mcGee!' i thought i'd never escape! no more 'nut-cracker mcGee movies! ever! but ... that was a darn good flick."
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