Post by mh on Dec 1, 2013 14:54:23 GMT -6
having got in lots of practice, they begin syringe shooting and tasering the horde of veggie men with perfect precision.
"so you'll let me go now, right?" asks the driver hopefully.
"no." replies babu.
"wait, I got a biggie ..."
"we're listening, "says babu."
"okay," says the driver, who's name-tag says otis, "I got a huge plant creature in my truck that is fulla nothin' but hate. like a venus fly-trap on steroids! i was suppose to turn it loose at the end to gobble up these guys after they took care of you."
"go on," says babu, still working the shooter.
"well, degaton gimme a portable hand-held transporter device, it's right over there, looks like a big kid's water gun."
"okay, you're starting to get my interest otis, "says babu, "continue."
"well degaton wanted me to transport him some frozen tofu-dogs. all I can lay my hands on! he's crazy about the stuff. so I was thinkin' .."
"you were thinking that instead of transporting him a gross of delicious frozen tofu dogs, we could transport him a half ton of pissed off plant creature?"
"yeah, "says otis. "are you still gonna hurt me?"
"maybe not quite as bad, "says mh.
"so you'll let me go now, right?" asks the driver hopefully.
"no." replies babu.
"wait, I got a biggie ..."
"we're listening, "says babu."
"okay," says the driver, who's name-tag says otis, "I got a huge plant creature in my truck that is fulla nothin' but hate. like a venus fly-trap on steroids! i was suppose to turn it loose at the end to gobble up these guys after they took care of you."
"go on," says babu, still working the shooter.
"well, degaton gimme a portable hand-held transporter device, it's right over there, looks like a big kid's water gun."
"okay, you're starting to get my interest otis, "says babu, "continue."
"well degaton wanted me to transport him some frozen tofu-dogs. all I can lay my hands on! he's crazy about the stuff. so I was thinkin' .."
"you were thinking that instead of transporting him a gross of delicious frozen tofu dogs, we could transport him a half ton of pissed off plant creature?"
"yeah, "says otis. "are you still gonna hurt me?"
"maybe not quite as bad, "says mh.
