|
Post by Babu Baboon on Mar 13, 2017 19:10:52 GMT -6
"Ha Ha!" Papa JuJu says, holding his smoking rocket launcher as he watches the burning wreckage of Professor Awesome's car. "And now I shall turn the corpses of these Monkey Alliance members into my zombie slaves!... er... what's left of these... hmm. Maybe I didn't think this through."
Several yards away, the seats of Professor Awesome's car have landed in a field with parachutes trailing behind them. "What the..." Professor Awesome exclaims. "I don't remember adding ejection seats!"
"Yeah," Kenny says. "Buddy and I wuz s'posed to add them to Doc Quantum's Le Car and you parked in his place so we done got confused."
"Well, good thing," MH says. "At least we're alive.
"If you can call life without the Awesomemobile living!" Professor Awesome wails.
|
|
|
Post by mh on Mar 13, 2017 22:08:50 GMT -6
"kenny & buddy could rebuild it -- better than ever," says mh, dislodging himself from his parachute.
""they have a shop in the old monkeyhouse hq. they could do it in a week."
"impossible!" cries professor awesome. " ... they could?"
"we'd done need an old junked lecar, access to a fusion reactor, and a case ... uh, 7 cases of malt liquer."
done!" cries professor awesome. "now who just tried to kill us?"
|
|
|
Post by mh on Mar 13, 2017 22:22:57 GMT -6
"buddy!" cries the mcRib girl, as she enters dave's wake, carrying several bags of mcRib sandwiches.
"i came back with these after I read how you guys lost your friend! what happened to buddy?"
she opens a mcRib and puts it to buddy's lips, at that moment kenny is saved by the ejector seat, and buddy immediately coughs and wakes up.
"he's alive!" exclaims dakota grabbing a funnel and sticking it in buddy's mouth, "skye! quick, pour in some malt liquer!"
|
|