Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 17, 2018 13:00:34 GMT -6
As the Dude squints, deep in thought. His personal assistant, Pepe, scampers up to him frantically. He nearly falls a couple of times from trying to run in the sand in high heels.
"Sire! Sire! We have big problem! Oh, it's just awful!" Pepe squeels.
"What is it, Pepe?" The Dude asks. "Im already dealing with something. The guy Babu Baboon hooked up with isn't a guy!"
"It gets worse!" Pepe whines. "We've had several complaints from residents about Captain Kronos violating our wedding tackle policy!"
"What? How?" the Dude exclaims.
The last few guys who hooked up with him... oh it's so gross!"
"Spit it out!" the Dude exclaims.
"Tee hee... that's the first time you've said that to me." Pepe titters.
"I'm losing patience..."
"Eek! WHen did you get so butch? WHen his dates stuck their hands in his pants, they didn't find any wedding tackle at all! They found..." Pepe brings his hand up to the side of his mouth and whispers, "... a vagina."
"Wha... wha.. what?" The Dude exclaims.
"Poor Alonzo is still at Dude's Beach General suffering from shock after touching it!"
"How is this possible?" the Dude says, bringing his hand to his brow.
"The same goes for Adam East!" Pepe cries. "The magic let them in because technically, they're men, but they're pre-op transexual men!
"And Babu Baboon's date doesn't consider her.. er.. him.. whatever it's supposed to be a female, either. Those sneaky bastards got around my spell by finding the only men on the island without penises."
"They all have vaginas!" Pepe whispers with his hand up to his mouth again.
"I know!"
"Sire! Sire! We have big problem! Oh, it's just awful!" Pepe squeels.
"What is it, Pepe?" The Dude asks. "Im already dealing with something. The guy Babu Baboon hooked up with isn't a guy!"
"It gets worse!" Pepe whines. "We've had several complaints from residents about Captain Kronos violating our wedding tackle policy!"
"What? How?" the Dude exclaims.
The last few guys who hooked up with him... oh it's so gross!"
"Spit it out!" the Dude exclaims.
"Tee hee... that's the first time you've said that to me." Pepe titters.
"I'm losing patience..."
"Eek! WHen did you get so butch? WHen his dates stuck their hands in his pants, they didn't find any wedding tackle at all! They found..." Pepe brings his hand up to the side of his mouth and whispers, "... a vagina."
"Wha... wha.. what?" The Dude exclaims.
"Poor Alonzo is still at Dude's Beach General suffering from shock after touching it!"
"How is this possible?" the Dude says, bringing his hand to his brow.
"The same goes for Adam East!" Pepe cries. "The magic let them in because technically, they're men, but they're pre-op transexual men!
"And Babu Baboon's date doesn't consider her.. er.. him.. whatever it's supposed to be a female, either. Those sneaky bastards got around my spell by finding the only men on the island without penises."
"They all have vaginas!" Pepe whispers with his hand up to his mouth again.
"I know!"
