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Post by mh on Oct 30, 2022 16:11:54 GMT -6
mh explains the events of the last few hours, and frowning, laurie says, "you're friends with a demon ...?"
"yes, he's a former colleague. it's complicated." says mh. "we were sent here, while babu baboon, jargon-lass, and ...."
"jarboon?!" cries laurie. "oh, cooped up here i read a lot of tabloids."
mh picks up one from a stack that's emblazed:
jargon-lass: "i'm carrying babu baboon's baby!"
All of our videos are in a similar animated format as the above examples, and we have voice over artists with US/UK/Australian/Canadian accents. We can also produce voice overs in languages other than english ....
"babu not going to like this," says lothar.
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Post by mh on Oct 30, 2022 19:19:43 GMT -6
laurie strode suddenly frowns and rasps, "oh no!" running to the window.
"what?" asks mh in dismay.
"the johns!" cries laurie, "i told them to get out of town before dark! my friends big john & little john -- they pretend their house is the 'myers house'. so curiosity seekers will leave me alone a little. plus they are incredible attention whores! their car is in the driveway! please, go & check on them."
"but what about laurie strode?" asks lothar.
"i'll keep an eye on her," says doc quantum from behind them, making laurie gasp & put her hands across her chest.
"i'm sure you will," says mh. "c'mon lothar."
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Post by mh on Oct 30, 2022 23:01:04 GMT -6
"laurie strode said the johns made this house a perfect replica of the old place except for a few touches," mh tells lothar. "so he may have mistaken this for his old house. be on your guard. btw, she's pretty hot for an old lady isn't she," says mh.
"lothar would do her," replies lothar.
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Post by mh on Oct 30, 2022 23:25:08 GMT -6
as mh and lothar are silently going thru a window, big john notices the back door is open. "someone's in our home ..." whispers big john.
big john grabs two knives from their halloween cheese platter and hands one to little john. they check out the ground floor finding nothing and big john says," go check out the basement. i'm going upstairs."
"why am i always attracted to badasses?" murmers little john going down the stairs.
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Post by mh on Oct 30, 2022 23:51:16 GMT -6
meanwhile babu, jargon lass, and super-jesse are not at the sheriff's office, but the hospital.
"change of plans," says deskboy. "the possession inside michael is making the townspeople insane! they've mistaken a mental patient for michael myers. he'll smash thru a window & fall to his death unless we do something. babu, when he falls, you fly up & catch him."
"right." says babu baboon.
"i can done fly better than baboon!" cries super-jesse.
"no, i need you to calm & chastise the townspeople 4 their actions." says desk-boy.
desk-boy waves his hands.
"seeing his reflection in a window super-jesse says,"i'm done him! derskboi you're done gonna maid me cry."
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Post by mh on Oct 31, 2022 0:04:09 GMT -6
"so's i'll fly down, tell then i HATE 'em, and call them some sick little fatasses. y'know, hurt their damn feelings." says super-jesse.
"no!" cries desk-boy. "don't say anything! i'll handle it."
"look!" says super-jesse," there's a fat sick gay happy little fatass a jumpin' out that broke windah."
"get him babu!" cries desk-boy.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 31, 2022 21:18:11 GMT -6
Babu Baboon catches the fat sick gay happy little fatass and land in the middle of a full-scale riot. He sees a group of rioters chasing a poor schmuck in a Michael Myers Halloween costume and he uproots a light-post to bend around them like one big twist-tie.
Just then, a gust of wind blows a discarded tabloid which hits him in the face. He pulls it off and looks at the cover.
"'jargon-lass: "i'm carrying babu baboon's baby!" He reads. "...All of our videos are in a similar animated format as the above examples, and we have voice over artists with US/UK/Australian/Canadian accents. We can also produce voice overs in languages other than english ....'
"What in the almighty hell?!!"
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Post by mh on Nov 1, 2022 0:14:28 GMT -6
pointing at babu baboon who has uprooted a light-post a rioter yells, "look! michael myers has summoned a super-strong creature from hell!"
then a red & blue figure descends and touches down. and the rabble becomes so quiet u could hear a pin drop.
"no this is not a creature, this is friend of mine," he says, putting a hand on babu's shoulder. then smiling sadly, "tonite you all almost killed an innocent man. the madness of michael myers has nearly driven this town mad too. but you have my word. all of you. no one will die tonite."
"help us super ..!!" begins an old lady.
a flash of light, and a figure appears. "he cannot help you!" it screams. "i am thorn! michael myers will kill you all!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Nov 4, 2022 11:37:50 GMT -6
"You interrupted me, you sick little fatass!" SuperJesse says, punching Thorn in the face while still disguised as Superman.
The croud stres in stunned silence. "Did ... Superman... just call the bad guy a sick little fatass?" someone says.
"Yeah, you sick little fatass!" another crowd member says.
"SICK LITTLE FATASS!" the crowd starts to chant.
"What the hell is even going on here?" Thorn says, rubbing his jaw.
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Post by mh on Nov 22, 2022 2:17:53 GMT -6
"powerful you are, but you can't win kryptonian!" hisses thorn. and he disappears.
"yes he can you sick little fatass, he's friggin superman!" yells an overdressed rich lady.
"okay, numbnuts," desk-boy says to super-jesse, "you've given them hope. now to the park."
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Post by mh on Nov 22, 2022 2:42:06 GMT -6
meanwhile, mh is going thru the big john/little john house looking for michael myers. in the upstairs, him & big john almost bump into each other.
"gasp! who are you?!" asks big john. "wait ... that costume. you're a male stripper! omg, did pepper and renaldo put you up to this?!"
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Post by mh on Nov 22, 2022 3:01:59 GMT -6
then michael myers, bursting from the shadows, slams big john into a wall, and lifts his knife.
mh, thinking quickly, pins michael's knife hand to a wall with several throwing stars, and begins striking him repeatedly with a left handed tiger's paw strike.
"omg, it's michael myers!" cries big john. he takes off down the stairs, looks back and yells, "run big man, run!"
myers suddenly leaps forward, grabs mh by the shoulders, lifts him like a rag doll, and slams him into a section of brick wall repeatedly.
"uggg. no human is this strong." rasps mh, trying to break free.
big john coming up the stairs, picks up a huge vase. "little john's aunt zelda gave him this vase. i hated his aunt zelda!" and he smashed over the back of michael myers' head.
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Post by mh on Nov 22, 2022 3:21:52 GMT -6
"mh, get of of here! go to the park!" says deskboy, appearing.
he grabs lothar, and they disappear together.
"wait," what was that? that was creepy as f-ck!" says big john.
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Post by mh on Nov 22, 2022 3:54:56 GMT -6
as big john, little john, and mh escape into the john's tesla, doc quantum is looking thru laurie strode's house.
"you should go & help your friends," suggests laurie.
"no," says doc, "they'll be fine. you're safety is more important. hey, you have a lot of old board games here from your girlhood."
"wanna play twister?"
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Post by mh on Nov 22, 2022 4:11:44 GMT -6
meanwhile, speeding toward key west in their tesla, mh is explaining the situation to the johns.
"so you're actually superheroes?" says big john.
"i could swear you're an over-aged male stripper who lives in a trailer park with either a pregnant 19 yr old named urlean, or a 20-ish crack addict named luke!" adds little john.
"well i ain't!" says mh. "me, doc quantum, babu baboon, jargon-lass, and ..."
"jarboon?!" cry the johns at once.
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