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Post by Babu Baboon on Nov 28, 2022 18:22:27 GMT -6
Meanwhile, Babu Baboon has noticed something odd about Jargon Lass. Well, even more odd.
"Jargon Lass... why are you transparent?"
"Oh no! My main weakness! I've been too long without any new jargon! I'll fade away to nothing soon!"
"Quick, girl! Take this enclosure from one of my many middle-aged guy pills!" Baby says, stuffing the enclosure in her hand.
"Perfect!" she exclaims. "Medical jargon is the most mind numbing of all!" She starts to read the jargon aloud and slowly becomes solid again.
"That was close," Babu says.
"My hero," she gushes. "Maybe later we can go see how sturdy the diaper changing table in the men's room at Wattaburger is."
"What have I done," Babu groans.
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Post by mh on Nov 28, 2023 0:39:50 GMT -6
seconds later mh's monkey alliance wrist radio comes on, and it's jargon lass!
"mh, babu was worried about you and lothar," begins jargon lass. "and oh, all of our videos are in a similar animated format as the above examples, and we have voice over artists with US/UK/Australian/Canadian accents ...."
"that's it. give it to them j-lass. let them look inside the mind of a madwoman," croaks mh, shaking his head.
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Post by mh on Nov 28, 2023 0:47:06 GMT -6
"jargon lass!" cries little john. "omg, i love you! you're absolutely breathtaking!"
"then why won't babu commit?" asks jargon lass.
"he's afraid of love!" exclaims little john. then looking over at big john, "you're like that sometimes."
"so help me ... shut up," croaks big john glaring.
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Post by mh on Nov 28, 2023 0:58:29 GMT -6
meanwhile back a laurie strode's house, laurie says, "hey doc, while you're here, can you keep an eye out while i grab a quick shower?"
"a quick shower?" snorts doc quantum incredulous. "you? not the way you lather up!"
"huh?" says laurie.
"nothing!" replies doc.
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Post by mh on Nov 28, 2023 1:19:04 GMT -6
back with the john's and mh:
"jargon lass," says big john, "the diaper changing table in the men's room at wattaburger are plenty sturdy! you should have no problem."
little john looks over at big john with a look of total hate.
"you and i, have never been to wattaburger together ... in our whole lives!"
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Post by mh on Jan 30, 2024 0:12:41 GMT -6
"hey guys, i think something is going on over there." says jargon lass.
"j-lass ... stay there!" cries mh.
jargon lass wanders toward a car in the park that is being attacked by michael myers. inside are a couple & dr. loomis' old nurse.
"this is for dr. loomus!" cries the nurse, pointing the gun at myers.
"oh frick, it's emply!" exclaims desk-boy, appearing. and he makes a bullet appear in the chamber.
the gun fires and michael myers falls back, seemingly dead.
"wait ... were you & dr. loomis .... ?" asks the girl in the nurse costume.
"yes! say it! say it!" cries nurse chambers. "he was my boyfriend!"
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Post by mh on Jan 30, 2024 0:28:24 GMT -6
the costumed nurse starts the car & takes off.
just then jargon-lass shows up. michael myers rises and begin walking toward her. jargon-lass, holding her ground says,
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Post by mh on Jan 30, 2024 0:38:20 GMT -6
michael myers looks confused and begins backing away. then pulls out his pockets like he is trying to pay j-lasses fees.
"our prices are as follows depending on video length:
Up to 1 minute = $239
1-2 minutes = $339
2-3 minutes = $439
*all prices above are in USD and include a full script, voice-over and video.
if this is something you would like to discuss further, don't hesitate to reply, "jargon lass continues as myers drops his knife and runs off into the nearby woods.
"hey! come back!" yells jargon-lass as the monkey alliance members arrive. |
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